BulldogMike
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purplesoul said:Anyway mikey, back to the topic, who else have you recruited for your troll team. As the troll master I was expecting some continued tips on trolls today, and how you control the game.
I don't proclaim to be any type of master.Just sharing a few tips on how the catergories go.
1.) The Board Critic
2.) The Newbie
3.) The board Elitist/Vet
4.) The Troll Slayer
5.) The Flunky
6.) The "Girl"
7.) The Hardcore Flamer/Bad ***
8.) The Average User
9.) The Voice of Reason
10.) The Followers
11.) The Other Trolls
12.) The Leader
13.) The Moderator
14.) The Hacker
15.) Hybrids
16.) The Spectator
Trolling 101
17.) The troll wannabe
Intermediate level trolling tactics
Here is the stripes you are going for.
The Leader: This is the board leader. He is an elitist, and thinks he's the stuff online. He has a small *****, acne, no life, is overweight and everything he is revolves around the internet. He commands the other vets and elitist on the board, and they do things like meet in secret chats that no one knows the name of. He has at least one alternate that is another respected account, that he uses to compliment himself, and agree with himself whenever no one else is around to, and no one would dare say that account is his, for fear of his "wrath". He's really fun to troll, and if you get him banned you win.
How to deal with him. Handle him like you would a board vet. Use all of your trolling skills, and don't lose your focus. He's a bit smarter than the vets (he spent years getting his status on this little board that is his life) and he won't give up his board easily. This is his life, and he'll fight you to the end before he gives up and walks away. He'll be one of the last or one of the first to go, depending on how things are going, but when he's gone, the morale and the life of the board is cut at least in half. He is less important than only the troll slayer on the board.










