Something something Tarzan, something something Jack Watts

[DroopStDanny]

Daniel Bandy.

 

[Jack Bradley]

He's a past player, but surprised no one has mentioned Jared Brennan yet. He's also right up there for high skill but plays dumb as a rock.

He was built like Tarzan? Seriously?

cleve hughes, aka the cleveland steamer, aka clean knees

Apparently he got mud on his gear once, but this is nothing more than a vicious internet rumour

Is now a male model

 

[RodneyMaynard]

I was very young at the time, but I do remember Scott Hodges being called a girl an awful lot by our own fans

 

[Heaps of fun]

Darling isn't built like Tarzan tho... he's small for a forward

One 191cm and 95 kilos? He's ripped. Plays like a beaten dog though.

 

[GCNavyBlue]

Daniel Gorringe

 

[SSSSSS]

Jesse White

Unless he's playing for a contract and he suddenly becomes serviceable.

 

[juss]

 

[Monopoly_Man]

No love for Kurt? After Darling he's the first that jumps to my mind.

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[mightymouse75]

Jack darling, zack clarke. And brace Gibbs. I remember crowley asked him if he was crying 1 game. Gold

 

[my name was taken]

Rhys Stanley

 

[Doss]

Tom Bellchambers doesn't use his size as much as he should.

 

[Established1870]

I was very young at the time, but I do remember Scott Hodges being called a girl an awful lot by our own fans

I'd say that a guy who does his knee in a final and then kicks the winning goal from outside 50 with seconds left isn't exactly a girl.

 

[DrEvil_]

Ryan Schoenmakers, even looks like Jane.

 

[Eaglemaniac]

No way, Mitch Brown (West Coast) owns this thread...he's had the tag Built like Tarzan Plays Like Jane attached to him his whole career...

 

[Franc de Borges]

Stephen "The next Royce Hart" Jurica. Career highlights include an AFL record in hype, kicking five in a game Richmond didn't win and generally not being good enough to get a game at Richmond in the 90's.

 

[masai]

And brace Gibbs. I remember crowley asked him if he was crying 1 game. Gold

Damned Crowley, I'm sure he pinched that line.

 

[Moist Biscuit]

Josh Hunt
Justin Sherman
Jack Hannath (Built like Tarzan, Moves like Titanic)

 

[SizeMatters]

Leuenberger and Stef Martin are both soft... Martin is shredded (at least his top half) but would love him to have even a tenth of the mongrel Mumford has.

Daniel Rich was tough in his first year but has since gone soft incrementally every year for some reason.

 

[jatsad]

You all remember Saverio Rocca. Big enough to spiflicate packs but just didn't have it in him.


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[J_Moore]

No love for Kurt? After Darling he's the first that jumps to my mind.

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Kurt's copper knocks to the head like 5 or 6 times, most recently in this finals series, which he played out with a broken jaw.

 

[Monopoly_Man]

Kurt's copper knocks to the head like 5 or 6 times, most recently in this finals series, which he played out with a broken jaw.

Yeah true, that might be because he's made of glass though =P

For whatever reason in my mind he just screams "Jane".

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[Del165198]

If it means kicking 62 goals in a season is playing like Jane id take that every year from JJ.

Whats the amount of goals he kicked got to do with anything? I dont think you understand the purpose of the thread.

Josh jenkins is 6'6 and over 100kgs yet has never crashed a pack in his life.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Mackay!

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

He was never soft at Freo either. Slow, but not soft.

Must've just been a North thing.

Christened "The Anvil" at one point by D Cometti, if I remember.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

No love for Kurt? After Darling he's the first that jumps to my mind.

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Kurt Tippett jump? He'd need a rest.