song for hitter

[mrboy]

BEWARE


Whos that walking down the street?

Is it mundine or is it warney?

no its hitter with pen in hand

ready to strike

so beware of hitter

big bad hitter

could have played footy

but passed it up

on account he was scared of the rough stuffffff.

but he was bad

big bad hitter


so he became a newspaper columinst

where his bias views shook the world.


oh yeah


shook them to the core


so beware of hitter
big bad hitter

hitters gonna get ya

better run while its quick.

oh and heresone for essendon

see the bombers fly up up

way over the salary cap

hey why dont we draft salmon

and maybe watson and danihar too..

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

lol, that would have to be the biggest load of dribble I have ever read in my time at BigFooty!

 

[Mags]

What tune is that too ********?

Mags

 

[The Hitman]

Er...

The Hitman

 

[roobear]

I think someone has finally done it . . . Walk on the Wild Side has been eclipsed.

Genius, pure genius!

 

[NYMets]

How come whenever I read a post that is:
1) ignorant as if a an 8yr old had written it
2)offensive or trying to make trouble
3)masquarading as a supporter of a team they obviously hate
4) obviously a new front for an old idiot
5) tattle-tale pathetic

The date of joining is always Oct, Nov or Dec 2001????

 

[play on]

Originally posted by mrboy
BEWARE


Whos that walking down the street?

Is it mundine or is it warney?

no its hitter with pen in hand

ready to strike

so beware of hitter

big bad hitter

could have played footy

but passed it up

on account he was scared of the rough stuffffff.

but he was bad

big bad hitter


so he became a newspaper columinst

where his bias views shook the world.


oh yeah


shook them to the core


so beware of hitter
big bad hitter

hitters gonna get ya

better run while its quick.

oh and heresone for essendon

see the bombers fly up up

way over the salary cap

hey why dont we draft salmon

and maybe watson and danihar too..

Well I am glad someone was able to understand what any of this means.

 

[mrboy]

THE DEMON BOARD SONG
WERE SO SPECIAL

WERE A GRAND FINAL WINNING TEAM YEAH YEAH

WERE GONNA BEAT EVERYBODY

YEAH YEAH YEAH

WE SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE

WERE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOUSE

THISIS A BAD SONG BUT WHO CARES

CAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN BY US DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[McFlurry]

Originally posted by mrboy


THISIS A BAD SONG BUT WHO CARES

CAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN BY US DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

hmmmm......yeh stop embarrasing yourself

 

[Papa Smurf]

mrboy, good stuff.

that was one of the best posts I have read on this board for the past month.

 

[McFlurry]

Originally posted by Papa Smurf
mrboy, good stuff.

that was one of the best posts I have read on this board for the past month.

oh stop praising yourself!

 

[roobear]

mrboy, a talent like yours has to be nurtured. You have to admit, that Melbourne song was rubbish.

If you are capable of something as brilliant as the hitter song, there is no need to force yourself to be creative. Just wait for inspiration to hit you, don't waste your talent.

there won't always be kind people like papa smurf around to talk up your poorer performances.

good luck in the future.

 

[RichmondEmma]

mrboy very funny

 

[Mr Ripper]

I'm warming to this Mr Boy character. Could well be a sharp satirical behind behind the juvenile facade.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Then again, he could just be another nutter.

 

[mrboy]

MR RIPPER

Once there was a lad name ripper

who supported the brisbane lions

tough as nails

hard as plank

no quarters given that was our ripper.





DAN
Whos that with a stat book?

Its dan26.

you better runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


its dan 26.

he'll get you with his stat book.

its dan 26.

beware of dan 26.

whosthat sneaking up behind dan 26?

club in hand

its not dan 26

its starchild man.

beware of dan26

whos that composing 200 pages of stats from 1966


its dan 26.

footy is his game

but his arguing is really lame


Whos that man with a book in his hand?

it sure is dan

dan 26 that is.




JUBJUB

Watch out

hell get you with his witty tongue

watch out

he doesnt like traitors.

watch out

hell get you with his acid tongue.

watch out

youll never feel the same again.

watch out

no carlton supporters stand a chance.

just watch out.


MAGS

Whos that with a beer in their in a hand?

its mags and the mafia.

whos that with a gun in a hand?

its mags and the mafia.

whos that pointing the gun at you?

its mags and the mafia.

you better runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Hitter, you must feel so honoured to have this song written for you.

 

[Thrawn]

Nutbar...

After reading this thread, I have come to a strict conclusion:

There is no god

 

[NYMets]

Re: Nutbar...

Originally posted by Thrawn
After reading this thread, I have come to a strict conclusion:

There is no god

AMEN!

 

[madboy]

I'm beginning to think there is no Bluey!

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Richmondfan#1
Hitter, you must feel so honoured to have this song written for you.

Hey, what can I say? I'm bloody honoured! Gave me a good chuckle anyway, even if I couldn't understand his lyrics.

The Hitman

 

[Fat Red]

Ripper, I think the answer is both.

 

[PiesPremiers]

Wheres my song??????

 

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

I haven't come across michael-extracting wordsmithery of such high standard since...Raymond J Bartholomeusz!