Song for TT, DCFC

[Grendel]

Just a thank you to our two minstrels, I thought they deserved songs of their own.


Oh Danny Chook (to oh Danny boy)

Oh Danny Chook, the forum the forums calling
From thread to thread, and to the soccer side
The winters gone, and footys memory is a fading
'Tis you, 'tis you we look to turn the tide

For you mirths much needed here you clever fellow
who's songs of wit we will take we'ere we go
to bring a smile and a laugh over summers shadow
Oh Danny Chook, oh Danny Chook I love you so.

For your songs recall the seasons and the glory
of shots on goal and marks taken oh so high
so come find me and regale me with a story
of wins so grand or a loss that makes you cry

and I will hear, a final sirens call from Waverly
And all my dreams shall warm and sweeter be
for the words you say so have so warmed me
and the Hawks will once again shall finals see


The lil Tiger Tank (to Leader of the Pack)

I saw him at a liquor store,
he was buying cheap flask wine - he got a discount
thats when i first met, that lil TigerTank

He came onto the boards wearing a frown,
some posters even thought him a clown,
he told them he was bad,
but many just thought him mad,
a chip on both shoulders, the lil Tiger Tank

One day he posted a view,
of how things should be, he thought he knew,
"Footy if it were run my way"
"would be so much better" he would say
he hadnt a clue, the lil Tiger Tank

He kind of flew into a rage,
"im above all you plebs, so pay me homage"
"you all know that ive got it right
why do you continue to fight,"
your natural born leader, the lil TigerTank

I felt so hapless what should I do,
recalling all the beerfests we had been to,
handsome and dark he might be,
even sinister and mysteriously,
I guess i like you, you lil Tiger Tank,

lil Tiger Tank - his posts will go on
lil Tiger Tank - his posts will go on

 

[The Hitman]

The Hitman

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

I've never had a song written about me before.

What a touching moment.

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club

I've never had a song written about me before.

What a touching moment.

What!?

You mean 'You're So Vain' isn't about you?

"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you..."

The Hitman

 

[TigerTank]

Such insolence!!

Well two can play at that game...


Song for Grendel – To the tune of “Take it easy” by The Eagles


Running ‘cross Punt Road
Not thinking ‘bout Trent Croad
Got seven comics in your hand
Four of them the Phantom
Two of them Green Lantern, and
A Fritz the Cat that’s yet to be banned

Wearin’ the skivvy
Wearin’ the skivvy
Don’t let the trials of Superman drive you crazy
You may lose or you may win
But you’ll never cheer Trent Croad again
He’s nothing like the Uncanny X-Men
So wear that skivvy

Well You're walking up the stairs
Tryin’ not to muss your hair
Now arriving at the MCG
There’s a sea, I’m told
Of the brown and gold
Looking like the sewer at Werribee

All wearin’ skivvies
Lookin’ real spivvy
Don’t let the jibby Hawthorn midfield drive you crazy
Come on Troopy
Don’t be droopy
Buzz has got a light beer for you that will make you go loopy

 

[Grendel]

I can feel the brooding....

Btw you started it with a little ditty that contains the line below, Murray Head has a lot to answer for.

 

[TigerTank]

I have to confess, I love that line too.

 

[RichmondEmma]

lol lol lol

 

[roobear]

"Time flies, doesnt seem a minute since the Brisbane team had Johnny Gastev in it.

Where can I find the rest of this? I can't wait to see how anyone could use "your bars, your temples, your massage parlours"

 

[brampta]

Look out Greg Champion...

 

[TigerTank]

Originally posted by roobear
"Time flies, doesnt seem a minute since the Brisbane team had Johnny Gastev in it.

Where can I find the rest of this? I can't wait to see how anyone could use "your bars, your temples, your massage parlours"

Try this link:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13463