Spud JSOS countdown to 100

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The Carlton Footy mob continues to provide true joy to the rest of the comp. Geeze even Dons fans flex and the singular GoCo person gets the giggles.

There is no doubt SOS has screwed the Blues. The first in the line was an out and out spud. I know as I watched him. The execrable SOS was not even the second best Carlton FB last Century. Southby and Lofts were miles ahead.

SOS' recruiting legacy included his kids Jack and Ben. This was purely about getting a 4th gen at the Blues (if they still exist by 2045). Everyone knew it. There was no rationale for recruiting these guys otherwise.

Today I checked and the JSOS has 78 games. I count this as a long term tank of the miracle kind.

Just how many games has the JSOS been gifted?

We are now 22 games off JSOS offspring qualifying for f/s. Can he make it? The pressure on Vossy to get JSOS to the 100 will be immense. Will he crack?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

As bad as he is, he's still good enough to make Carlton's best 22.
They'll carry him to 100.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Great post from the OP.
Last time I checked, Jo Baily can't play sport and the children reflect that.
To add insult to injury, he got drunk with his spud brother when rehabbing.
If he was de-listed, I doubt anyone would pick him up.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

As bad as he is, he's still good enough to make Carlton's best 22.
They'll carry him to 100.

You are truly a wonderful optomist.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You are truly a wonderful optomist.

You're looking at someone who spent the past 36 years saying "I know Melbourne will come good someday" and that optimism finally paid off.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Great post from the OP.
Last time I checked, Jo Baily can't play sport and the children reflect that.
To add insult to injury, he got drunk with his spud brother when rehabbing.
If he was de-listed, I doubt anyone would pick him up.

What the shit are you on about ya bum ? At least 3 clubs (Freo, Collingwood and Essendon) made enquiries to Jack's management when he was still un-signed last last season?

When was the last time Richmutt had a decent F/S selection arseh*le Pickbum ?

Richo by my reckoning, David Bourke was a crab.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

What the sh*t are you on about ya bum ? At least 3 clubs (Freo, Collingwood and Essendon) made enquiries to Jack's management when he was still un-signed last last season?

When was the last time Richmutt had a decent F/S selection arseh*le Pickbum ?

Richo by my reckoning, David Bourke was a crab.

Enquiries are enquiries.
Even you would admit the Ben Silvagni draft pick was the worst nepotism seen in the AFL since Denis Pagan drafted his son.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Enquiries are enquiries.
Even you would admit the Ben Silvagni draft pick was the worst nepotism seen in the AFL since Denis Pagan drafted his son.

Ben Silvagni was more talented than Jack,unfortunately he was too lazy to try give AFL level a good fist of it.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Ben Silvagni was more talented than Jack,unfortunately he was too lazy to try give AFL level a good fist of it.

I heard other recruiters were very surprised he was drafted and he played like Bambi on skates.

 

[the avoca drover]

At least 3 clubs (Freo, Collingwood and Essendon) made enquiries to Jack's management when he was still un-signed last last season?

Yeah sure.
Lol Carlton.

 

[brett15]

Carlton - tick
LULz - tick
something about SOS - tick
Elmer_Judd melting - tick

 

[Sqotty from office works]

The fear is all consuming from supporters of the little clubs as the bluebaggers start aligning for yet another flag and total domination.
The jealousy and hatred of our club makes us gloat even more during premiership years.

 

[A Cut Above]

SOS was the Gaylex Prance of the 90s, gifted accolades thanks to prettyboy media status. A largely-aesthetic upgrade over Mick Martyn.

Sheesh at least Glenn Archer had some mongrel. I heartily approve of SOS's list management work though, truly the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Orange crush]

Ben Silvagni was more talented than Jack,unfortunately he was too lazy to try give AFL level a good fist of it.

The only “fisting” going on is SOS and afl lists .... first Gws then carlol

 

[Crabapplepittard]

SOS should’ve made a baby with Caro then his kids would’ve been good at footy.

 

[John Smith92]

The fear is all consuming from supporters of the little clubs as the bluebaggers start aligning for yet another flag and total domination.
The jealousy and hatred of our club makes us gloat even more during premiership years.

2009 vibes. **** I miss being 17

 

[premiershipvigil]

Hard to take Carlton seriously when they play spuds like JSOS......long may it continue.

 

[Mofra]

SOS should’ve made a baby with Caro then his kids would’ve been good at footy.

The threat of constant dehydration whenever they pronounced "SOS" would have been a huge barrier though

 

[zackah]

What the sh*t are you on about ya bum ? At least 3 clubs (Freo, Collingwood and Essendon) made enquiries to Jack's management when he was still un-signed last last season?

We missed out on a Silvagni?

 

[JustaBattler]

Hey OP - where did George Hewett

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George Hewett

Age

29

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.7

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

10.3

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

3.3

5star

D

13.8

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.2

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.4

3star

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