Squealing Camry Crow trolls who wish to surrender....

[Toots Hibbert]

....come out with your hands in the air, kneel down and pledge allegiance to the one true god of the dark side, Thunda Power.

The empire was slow to respond to month after month of childish crow trolling but in recent times decided that enough was enough.

The Crow trolls have been subjected to a withering fire and suddenly with the blow torch applied to the belly have realised that coming to a gunfight armed with knives is not a sensible policy.

The squealing from the likes of jmorg, mb2345, maccas_no1, dA Crow and the rest has been pitiable.

All right. Your cries for mercy have been heard. We will be gracious in victory. We know that in no time at all you'll deny that you lost but like the Americans in Vietnam everyone knows the truth.

WELL DONE TO THE PORT FORCES - LETS CELEBRATE WITH MUCH DRINKING AND GENERAL HILARITY ​

 

[someday-somehow]

....come out with your hands in the air, kneel down and pledge allegiance to the one true god of the dark side, Thunda Power. ​

The empire was slow to respond to month after month of childish crow trolling but in recent times decided that enough was enough.​

The Crow trolls have been subjected to a withering fire and suddenly with the blow torch applied to the belly have realised that coming to a gunfight armed with knives is not a sensible policy.​

The squealing from the likes of jmorg, mb2345, maccas_no1, dA Crow and the rest has been pitiable.​

All right. Your cries for mercy have been heard. We will be gracious in victory. We know that in no time at all you'll deny that you lost but like the Americans in Vietnam everyone knows the truth.​

WELL DONE TO THE PORT FORCES - LETS CELEBRATE WITH MUCH DRINKING AND GENERAL HILARITY ​

And of course sex with your sisters!

 

[mb2326]

....come out with your hands in the air, kneel down and pledge allegiance to the one true god of the dark side, Thunda Power. ​

The empire was slow to respond to month after month of childish crow trolling but in recent times decided that enough was enough.​

The Crow trolls have been subjected to a withering fire and suddenly with the blow torch applied to the belly have realised that coming to a gunfight armed with knives is not a sensible policy.​

The squealing from the likes of jmorg, mb2345, maccas_no1, dA Crow and the rest has been pitiable.​

All right. Your cries for mercy have been heard. We will be gracious in victory. We know that in no time at all you'll deny that you lost but like the Americans in Vietnam everyone knows the truth.​

WELL DONE TO THE PORT FORCES - LETS CELEBRATE WITH MUCH DRINKING AND GENERAL HILARITY ​

At least your attachment this time didn't involve you feeding your dog laxitives, dragging it to Max Basheer reserve and then waiting patiently with a camera for it to relieve itself.

Your are one obsessed loser thats for sure.

 

[Aussie Joe]

....come out with your hands in the air, kneel down and pledge allegiance to the one true god of the dark side, Thunda Power. ​

The empire was slow to respond to month after month of childish crow trolling but in recent times decided that enough was enough.​

The Crow trolls have been subjected to a withering fire and suddenly with the blow torch applied to the belly have realised that coming to a gunfight armed with knives is not a sensible policy.​

The squealing from the likes of jmorg, mb2345, maccas_no1, dA Crow and the rest has been pitiable.​

All right. Your cries for mercy have been heard. We will be gracious in victory. We know that in no time at all you'll deny that you lost but like the Americans in Vietnam everyone knows the truth.​

WELL DONE TO THE PORT FORCES - LETS CELEBRATE WITH MUCH DRINKING AND GENERAL HILARITY ​

I truely enjoy your work TH.

 

[jmorg1]

Congratulations Toots. Victory is yours (albeit self-declared). Must rank as one of your life's finer achievements.

 

[HoTPowER]

clowns supporter 1: Jeeesusss don't pass it around, kick it long.

clowns supporter 2: I hate clowns supporters that know nothing about football. Shut up and show some support for your team.

clowns supporter 1: I'll say what I like. If this team can't play properly then I'm entitled to my opinion

clowns supporter 2: Get a life.

clowns supporter 1: Don't insult me or I'll report you to a red coat

clowns supporter 2: These so called clowns supporters need to understand footy.

clowns supporter 1: (Brandishing umbrella) I've got a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it

clowns supporter 2: Settle down you old bag. Go home and stroke your pussy

clowns supporter 1: (Turns to hubby) Go get the red coats. This guy is threatening us

clowns supporter 2: I need a beer

Red coat: why can't you people get along like all the good, well behaved, insightful, intelligent supporters that are here the weeks that you people arent?

bwahahahahahahahahaha

suck eggs clowns supporters, your team is ****e and the pain and sufferage will continue this year.

 

[fryingpan]

Some people have major issues, I'm looking at you hotpower.

 

[jmorg1]

suck eggs clowns supporters, your team is ****e and the pain and sufferage will continue this year.

Can we please postpone the celebrations of hypothetical events till after they actually occur? I know it's hard with you being a Port Power supporter, who by nature move from one premature celebration to another, but at least try.

 

[HoTPowER]

time for clowns supporters to get out their knitting. oh wait...it isn't game time yet

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Now that you've surrendered, beat your knives into knitting needles and get back to work.

As the victors we expect a shipment of 1,000 black, white, silver and teal pashminas made from the finest Himalyan feral goat undercoat within a week.

 

[jmorg1]

Now that you've surrendered, beat your knives into knitting needles and get back to work.

As the victors we expect a shipment of 1,000 black, white, silver and teal pashminas made from the finest Himalyan feral goat undercoat within a week.

Woah there. Settle down now. I granted you this meaningless victory seeing that it meant so much to you (especially after the time and effort you put into stalking that poor defenseless dog and harassing its privates with your camera) but I think you're getting a little over-excited about it with all this knitting banter.

 

[NSWCROW]

PORT fan 1 - Baaaaaaaallllllll

PORT fan 2 - Booooooooo

and thats about it !!


Is THUNDA POWER Dean Brogans new nickname ???

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Dean Brogan is the son of Thunda sent down among us to suffer so that we might be saved. On the third day he will rise triumphant and claim a second premiership medallion before rejoining his father on the dark side.

 

[thesouthernend]

Can we please postpone the celebrations of hypothetical events till after they actually occur? I know it's hard with you being a Port Power supporter, who by nature move from one premature celebration to another, but at least try.

Better a premature celebration than a premature ejaculation

 

[fryingpan]

Dean Brogan is the son of Thunda sent down among us to suffer so that we might be saved. On the third day he will rise triumphant and claim a second premiership medallion before rejoining his father on the dark side.

The kind of thunda that could describe Stuey Dew's thighs?

 

[Bernie L]

....come out with your hands in the air, kneel down and pledge allegiance to the one true god of the dark side, Thunda Power. ​

The empire was slow to respond to month after month of childish crow trolling but in recent times decided that enough was enough.​

The Crow trolls have been subjected to a withering fire and suddenly with the blow torch applied to the belly have realised that coming to a gunfight armed with knives is not a sensible policy.​

The squealing from the likes of jmorg, mb2345, maccas_no1, dA Crow and the rest has been pitiable.​

All right. Your cries for mercy have been heard. We will be gracious in victory. We know that in no time at all you'll deny that you lost but like the Americans in Vietnam everyone knows the truth.​

WELL DONE TO THE PORT FORCES - LETS CELEBRATE WITH MUCH DRINKING AND GENERAL HILARITY ​

Thank you tootsie
I was getting worried, but after reading this. Well, I think we all know what to think now.
p.s. bit dissappointed i didnt get a mention. After all, you are my favourite.

 

[dA Crow]

....come out with your hands in the air, kneel down and pledge allegiance to the one true god of the dark side, Thunda Power.

The empire was slow to respond to month after month of childish crow trolling but in recent times decided that enough was enough.

The Crow trolls have been subjected to a withering fire and suddenly with the blow torch applied to the belly have realised that coming to a gunfight armed with knives is not a sensible policy.

The squealing from the likes of jmorg, mb2345, maccas_no1, dA Crow and the rest has been pitiable.

All right. Your cries for mercy have been heard. We will be gracious in victory. We know that in no time at all you'll deny that you lost but like the Americans in Vietnam everyone knows the truth.

WELL DONE TO THE PORT FORCES - LETS CELEBRATE WITH MUCH DRINKING AND GENERAL HILARITY ​

Amazing, for one who's posts are continually the electronic equivelent of prozac; it's still a true credit to you to believe that others, and not you, are infact trolls. You sir, remind me of the late John Holmes, the only difference being he had a huge one.. and you are a huge one.

 

[Bernie L]

Amazing, for one who's posts are continually the electronic equivelent of prozac; it's still a true credit to you to believe that others, and not you, are infact trolls. You sir, remind me of the late John Holmes, the only difference being he had a huge one.. and you are a huge one.

That's gold.
Isn't it Tootsie???

 

[Crow-mo]

this is just plain weird.

not fetish photo's of doggy doo doo weird, but whacko weird nonetheless.

 

[krow]

Petty port ferals. Instead of wasting ya welfare money on tattoos and smokes go out and buy some teeth you dirty feral race of people. AFC forever! go to hell jealous port fans!

 

[birdmanptr]

Dean Brogan is the son of Thunda sent down among us to suffer so that we might be saved. On the third day he will rise triumphant and claim a second premiership medallion before rejoining his father on the dark side.

I knew it cause at the nab cup game thunda and the crow had a fight and thunda punched the crow right on the nose

LIKE FATHER LIKE THE SON

 

[pafc4life]

the crows are in for a terrible, terrible year

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Some people have major issues, I'm looking at you hotpower.

You do know he is one of your own

 

[fryingpan]

You do know he is one of your own

Is that supposed to make me take back what I said? I don't care who or what he is, he's a complete moron.

 

[fryingpan]

the crows are in for a terrible, terrible year

Another Port poster, another post about something that hasn't happened yet.

Keep 'em coming