SQUIB OF THE YEAR 2019 - NOMINATIONS THREAD

[leobarryustar]

Taylor Balker’s fear making the headlines

 

[Wosh]

Jazny ’s gif being shown all over AFL360 too.
(Maybe not Jaznys gif but we’ll claim it anyway)

 

[Wosh]

Balker copping a pasting all over the footy shows and the paper too.
Sorry Jazny may as well call it and shut this thread down.

 

[subaru]

Hahahahaha
Pppfftttt

All you people who don’t football !!!

I’ll take what G.O.A.T . Says thanks



That’s what I would’ve done. I would’ve tried to pluck the ball and spin and he didn’t get hold of the ball… that’s where he can get criticised… but I didn’t see any of this as embarrassing, lack of courage, pulling out kind of stuff… I thought he was very unfairly maligned.
“The execution was poor. The thought wasn’t too bad.”

 

[DanWA]

i like the part where subaru makes a comment that people here don't do football

 

[chelseacarlton]

Hahahahaha
Pppfftttt

All you people who don’t football !!!

I’ll take what G.O.A.T . Says thanks



That’s what I would’ve done. I would’ve tried to pluck the ball and spin and he didn’t get hold of the ball… that’s where he can get criticised… but I didn’t see any of this as embarrassing, lack of courage, pulling out kind of stuff… I thought he was very unfairly maligned.
“The execution was poor. The thought wasn’t too bad.”

Bwahahahahaha
**** off

 

[Bender_]

Was there any doubt he wasn't trying to do what Matthews says? The problem is he didn't have the spine to commit his body to it and pulled out without picking up the ball. Massive squibb.

 

[subaru]

Bwahahahahaha
**** off Leigh

There
Fixed

 

[chelseacarlton]

There
Fixed

Nah, my brothers name is Leigh, he was a ****ing good footballer too, should have played VFL, but he was a lazy campaigner.
He called me and said that Balkers squibb is one of the worst he’s seen in 50 years!

 

[subaru]

Nah, my brothers name is Leigh, he was a ******* good footballer too, should have played VFL, but he was a lazy campaigner.
He called me and said that Balkers squibb is one of the worst he’s seen in 50 years!

Opinions are like a rse holes

Everyone’s got one

Difference is , I don’t need mine licked by the herd

I’m happy agreeing with the really good footballer Leigh

 

[chelseacarlton]

Opinions are like a rse holes

Everyone’s got one

Difference is , I don’t need mine licked by the herd

I’m happy agreeing with the really good footballer Leigh

It wasn’t an opinion, it was an observation made by a quality footballer, unlike lethal who was just trying to be a nice guy for once in his illustrious sniping life

 

[RelaxMax]

Taylor Balker’s fear making the headlines

"The Squib Heard Around the World"

 

[Wosh]

Opinions are like a rse holes

Everyone’s got one

Difference is , I don’t need mine licked by the herd

I’m happy agreeing with the really good footballer Leigh

 

[subaru]

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Who rattled your chain ?

 

[zackah]

Welcome to the Bay 13 sticked thread alumni Jazny Only the truely elite make this great club.

I hope you too receive a plethora of melty pms by Dinsdale begging to learn your skills.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Welcome to the Bay 13 sticked thread alumni Jazny Only the truely elite make this great club.

I hope you too receive a plethora of melty pms by Dinsdale begging to learn your skills.

He’ll look good in a Bintang singy though!

 

[Dinsdale]

Welcome to the Bay 13 sticked thread alumni Jazny Only the truely elite make this great club.

I hope you too receive a plethora of melty pms by Dinsdale begging to learn your skills.

Again an absolute travesty of justice

 

[Red mist]

I just cropped and resized Jazny ’s gif So good.
I just wish my friend Red mist was here.

Hi friend. Tex is a giant lefty.
Scared of ScoMo

 

[Dinsdale]

Hi friend. Tex is a giant lefty.
Scared of ScoMo

Red mist pops back in,
With political word,
Welcome back old boy

 

[Red mist]

Red mist pops back in,
With political word,
Welcome back old boy

Hi Dinsy you survivor.

 

[Red mist]

Poms still had to boo.
Smarmy campaigners.

 

[Purple Suit]

So were there no Squibs last weekend or does someone now need to literally & visually shit themselves on the footy field to beat Tex Walker.

If people were betting on this, the bookies would have paid it out already.

 

[Wosh]

So were there no Squibs last weekend or does someone now need to literally & visually **** themselves on the footy field to beat Tex Walker.

If people were betting on this, the bookies would have paid it out already.

I just think the bar has been set too high.

 

[EaglesVille]

David Mundy in the 2nd minute of the western Derby , was as bad as Tex...
Filled his nappy . also against none other than Shannon Hurn...
surprised it hasnt been mentioned in this thread...

 

[Jazny]

David Mundy in the 2nd minute of the western Derby , was as bad as Tex...
Filled his nappy . also against none other than Shannon Hurn...
surprised it hasnt been mentioned in this thread...

Two minutes in to the first quarter of the Western Derby in round 4?