SQUIB OF THE YEAR 2021! Archie Perkins squibs out of a contest just like he squibbed out of not cheating on draft night!

[Jazny]

Making Jazny melt uncontrollably is my new favourite pastime

It's a controlled melt, thank you!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Simple roadbumps on the path to glory friend

 

[zackah]

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Think you’re confusing it with Collingwood’s list management roadmap

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Don't think we have one

 

[frggr]

Think you’re confusing it with Collingwood’s list management roadmap

Did you hear they just elected their new president? He's one of Eddie's mates and is thought to be Eddie Mk II. The circus rolls on!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Mark Korda wasn't even on the board when * last won a final

 

[Heathen]

Isn't it great to see a winner of a Bradbury flag in 2018 make errors that we all know we wouldnt make, my dog would have marked that ball. I was going to say my daughter would have marked it but I didn't want to be a misogynist, of course she would have marked it.

Fido would've kicked this goal too.

 

[Tiger2709]

Fido would've kicked this goal too.

It required a chest mark in front of goal to get the shot, need I say more?

 

[Heathen]

It required a chest mark in front of goal to get the shot, need I say more?

Imagine being behind Jack Darling in almost every key statistic this year...........Even marks.


# Player GM KI MK HB DI DA GL BH HO TK RB IF CL CG FF FA BR CP UP CM MI 1% BO GA %P

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Lynch, Tom

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92.8​

 

[Tiger2709]

Imagine being behind Jack Darling in almost every key statistic this year...........Even marks.


# Player GM KI MK HB DI DA GL BH HO TK RB IF CL CG FF FA BR CP UP CM MI 1% BO GA %P

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Darling, Jack

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92.8​

Well I'll be, that is embarrassing isn't it.

Of course if I could make head or tail of your spreadsheet I might be able to make a better rebuttal, it's just not cutting it on a mobile phone.

 

[Heathen]

Well I'll be, that is embarrassing isn't it.

Of course if I could make head or tail of your spreadsheet I might be able to make a better rebuttal, it's just not cutting it on a mobile phone.

Well, there's no denying it. I'm an IT wizard's arseh*le.

 

[brett15]

Imagine being behind Jack Darling in almost every key statistic this year...........Even marks.


# Player GM KI MK HB DI DA GL BH HO TK RB IF CL CG FF FA BR CP UP CM MI 1% BO GA %P

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Darling, Jack

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Lynch, Tom

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probably leads him in number of squibs too

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

/thread unless any Essendon players squib badly.

Not sure that can be classed as a squib as it's a normal part of his game. It's natural, just like Buddy's arc, which has strangely disappeared since the rule change.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

To be fair, they normally bounce off his rubber chest

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

To be fair, it's suicide to collide head on with a Bull.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Max Gawn

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Max Gawn

Age

33

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

with 16.28 left in the first quarter

 

[Jazny]

Max Gawn with 16.28 left in the first quarter

Is MAXIMUM GAWNAGE a mod?

 

[Jazny]

What an embarrassing mummy's boy

 

[the avoca drover]

What an embarrassing mummy's boy

I thought that was Bryce Squibs.

 

[hawkman]

I thought that was Bryce Squibs.

That is more a Marc Murphy type of avoiding contact

 

[zackah]

It appears I have a stalker

 

[Dave]

What an embarrassing mummy's boy

Disposed of it to a team mate, ended up in a goal to Smith.

Nice backfire.

 

[Jazny]

Disposed of it to a team mate, ended up in a goal to Smith.

Nice backfire.

Is there anything Essendon supporters wont make excuses for? Drug cheating, creepy sex pests, draft dodging, squiberry, pokies, and decades of embarrassing failure. Squibbery is okay if it luckily results in a goal #whateverittakes

 

[Dave]

Is there anything Essendon supporters wont make excuses for? Drug cheating, creepy sex pests, draft dodging, squiberry, pokies, and decades of embarrassing failure. Squibbery is okay if it luckily results in a goal #whateverittakes

Nice melt M9.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Is there anything Essendon supporters wont make excuses for? Drug cheating, creepy sex pests, draft dodging, squiberry, pokies, and decades of embarrassing failure. Squibbery is okay if it luckily results in a goal #whateverittakes

We will give most things a go, but not changing your team every 5 minutes tho.