It's Happening SQUIB OF THE YEAR 2022 - Narmm squib the finals like Fritsch squibs marking contests.

[Jazny]

Nominations so far:

Jordan De Stoppy - nominated by hawkman and AnGus BurgerFries

Tom Fallkins - nominated by Cryosleep

Floppy O'Brien

Tom Flinchell - nominated by The Sultan

Devon Squibth

Failey Smith - nominated by Elton Johns Wig

Squealin Shiel - nominated by largebus and Purple Suit

Jaidyn Shortstepson: Spotted by Kane Cornes

Kane Cornes

Age

41

Ht

183cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

11.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

!

Mitch McFlubbin!

I culled a couple like the Weightman one because there is only so many gifs we can keep for the end of the year vote out of respect for people's bandwidth and the size of the thread!

 

[Jazny]

It is back after a hiatus caused by certain people that I had no control over! It's the 2022 Squib of the Year!

When you see a horrible squib OR FLOP and you want to nominate it, please tag me with:

• a time stamp of when the squib happened,
• in which game,
• which quarter, and
• what the clock says when the squib occurred.

I will find it and make the gif.

At the end of the year the Bay votes for the biggest squib! Keep an eye on our previous winners, especially Walker and Selwood who have a horrible history of squibbing contests.

AS HAS BEEN THE TRADITION SINCE THIS THREAD HAS EVER BEEN CREATED SQUIBS AND FLOPS ARE BOTH COUNTED. YOU CAN VOTE HOWEVER YOU LIKE BUT I CANNOT BE BOTHERED CALLING THIS THREAD SQUIB OR FLOP OF THE YEAR! FLOPS ARE FUNNY TOO AND THEY DONT DESERVE THEIR OWN THREAD! STOP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT SQUIBS NOT EQUALLING FLOPS AS THOUGH YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO RAISE THIS! NOBODY CARES!!!!


Previous winners:

2020 - Joel Squibwood

2019 - Tex Balker

2018 - Alex Rance

Alex Rance

Age

34

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

226.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.6

5star

- Richmond

2017 - Clayton Fallover - Melbourne

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jazny you won in 2021 for squibbing the Squib of the Year fred.

Round 1 I nominate Cody Weightman

3

Cody Weightman

Age

23

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

right on quarter time.

 

[Jazny]

Jazny you won in 2021 for squibbing the Squib of the Year fred.

Round 1 I nominate Cody Weightman right on quarter time.

Zackah won for squibbing an apology.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I nominate Essendon

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Darcy Parish

3

Darcy Parish

Age

26

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

is obvious clubhouse leader

 

[zackah]

Jazny you won in 2021 for squibbing the Squib of the Year fred.

Round 1 I nominate Cody Weightman right on quarter time.

at what point do I edit Jazny into the OP and watch her melt into oblivion?

 

[Jazny]

at what point do I edit Jazny into the OP and watch her melt into oblivion?

The point that I delete all my posts in the thread and go to the belarusian board!

 

[Jazny]

Cody Squibman half flinches and half flops on quarter time and gets a free kick (spotted by MAXIMUM GAWNAGE)


I have reviewed the Daniher one and the ball went over his head, it wasn't a squib.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Where is the Junktime Jack gif?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Cody Squibman half flinches and half flops on quarter time and gets a free kick (spotted by MAXIMUM GAWNAGE)
View attachment 1348905

I have reviewed the Daniher one and the ball went over his head, it wasn't a squib.

I was sitting at that end too. It happened right in front of me.

 

[Stronzo]

I was sitting at that end too. It happened right in front of me.

 

[Jazny]

View attachment 1349094

I accepted that nom mostly because I felt bad for Maximum Gawnage. He was very emotional about that moment.

 

[Jazny]

Players squibbed on squibbing this weekend but I didnt watch the Essendon game... Im sure there were many awful squibs and cheats in that game

 

[Starburns_]

I'd like to nominate Willie Rioli

15

Willie Rioli

Age

28

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.6

3star

for squibbing out of the marking contest and deciding to cowardly clean Rowell up with his hip.

 

[Dan]

I'd like to nominate Willie Rioli for squibbing out of the marking contest and deciding to cowardly clean Rowell up with his hip.

What in the autistic teletubby is this?

 

[Starburns_]

What in the autistic teletubby is this?

It's an NFT I purchased from Saquon Barkley on TLC

 

[Wosh]

I'd like to nominate Willie Rioli for squibbing out of the marking contest and deciding to cowardly clean Rowell up with his hip.

Fair call, pretty disappointed the club squibbed the week off too.
Seconded Jazny

 

[Jazny]

Fair call, pretty disappointed the club squibbed the week off too.
Seconded Jazny

What about the AFL Tribunal squibbing penalizing him?

 

[Jazny]

Is this really a squib? It doesnt look very squibby to me.

 

[Starburns_]

Is this really a squib? It doesnt look very squibby to me.

Rioli's defence team effectively argued (successfully according to the tribunal) that he jumped attempting to mark the ball then changed his mind mid-air and bitched out.

 

[Dan]

It's an NFT I purchased from Saquon Barkley on TLC

I hope it brings you much fortune.

 

[Jazny]

Delayed acting by Floppy O'Brien

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Delayed acting by Floppy O'Brien

Mitigating circumstances. It's against the dogs so it's fair play.

 

[Wosh]

Delayed acting by Floppy O'Brien

lol

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I nominate Cody Weightman

3

Cody Weightman

Age

23

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star