Game Squib of the Year 2025! Finals: Bail-out Smith

[Jazny]

Round 0: Flight McCrae

Round 1: Harley Plead

Round 2: Squeal Scaredbottom

Round 3: Flightly O'Bri-run

Round 4: Rollover Dempsey

Round 5: Slack Ginnisquib

Round 7: Adam Scared

Jai's HokFall

Bobby Squeal

 

[Jazny]

Hello everyone and welcome to Squib of the Year 2025!

Housekeeping: After a hiatus caused by mods who bullied me severely for no reason then refused to apologise, I have decided to re-instate Squib of the Year after receiving a lengthy and embarrassingly groveling apology in PM from Zackah and Dinsdale which I will not post here because it would be revealing PMs. But it totally exists and trust me they sounded like they were crying while typing. It was very emotional and because of my Christian grace and also mostly pity I decided to forgive them for whatever it was they did.

Rules and how to nominate a squib:
FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS THREAD, FLOPS AND DIVES COUNT AS SQUIBS! IT IS COWARDLY TO FLOP AROUND.
If you notice someone squibbing and/or flopping, take a note of the time in the game it happened, or if you saw it on a footy show, take note of the show and when it happened, and I will make the gif of it. So take note of the time on the clock and quarter ideally. Whether or not it is gif worthy will ultimately be my decision! Make sure you a nominating pretty bad and obvious squibs. You are free to make the gifs and nominate them yourself too.

Previous winners:

2022 - Jordan No Goey

2020 - Joel Squibwood

2019 - Tex Balker

2018 - Alex Rance - Richmond

2017 - Clayton Fallover - Melbourne

 

[Jazny]

I would like to nominate the AFL for squibbing round zero due to Alfred. The AFL saw Alfred coming and took a lot of short steps and eventually forfeited entirely in a total capitulation to the weather.

 

[V23]

I’d like to nominate Tasmania. They went all in on getting an AFL team and now they look like pulling out at the last moment.

 

[Drunkcat]

I’d like to nominate Tasmania. They went all in on getting an AFL team and now they look like pulling out at the last moment.

That's very good you don't get unwanted kids that way.

 

[frggr]

Spreaders squibbed the Bay from December to March - a shame it's only for on-field incidents.

I'd also like to say I'm THRILLED at the return of esteemed awards. Thank you for your service, Janz-er18!

 

[frggr]

I would like to nominate the AFL for squibbing round zero due to Alfred. The AFL saw Alfred coming and took a lot of short steps and eventually forfeited entirely in a total capitulation to the weather.

Where's the gif?

 

[Chronz]

I knew thete was something missing from the bay these last few years, it's good to have this back again.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Nominating Jemmy Howe !

 

[zackah]

I look forward to making you melt and rage squib the SQOTY for 2 years running

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Cyclone Alfred ended up being bit of a Squib.

 

[zackah]

Cyclone Alfred ended up being bit of a Squib.

The 350,000 homes without power might disagree with you m7

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The 350,000 homes without power might disagree with you m7

Yeah thoughtless comment from me. My bad.

 

[Chronz]

Yeah thoughtless comment from me. My bad.

Elmer_Hauser has unlocked new skill!:

Self Awareness

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Elmer_Hauser has unlocked news skill!:

Self Awareness

It's all the time I have played Octopath Traveller 2. Paritio is my life guru ! Yee Haw

 

[hawkman]

Might as well pre-emptively give it to Nick Daicos now. Any week he doesn't squib it is a shock

 

[hawkman]

Maynard at 13 minutes left in the last quarter

 

[V23]

Feel like just nominating random quarters/times so that Jazny has to look through and waste her time.

 

[the avoca drover]

Elmer_Hauser has unlocked new skill!:

Self Awareness

Only when sober.

 

[Jazny]

Feel like just nominating random quarters/times so that Jazny has to look through and waste her time.

Yes because I will totally be doing that

 

[zackah]

I'll give you a sticky Jaz so we can all lol at your melts when you squib this award again.

 

[Orange crush]

Fly McRae squibbing when Kingers had a stern word

 

[V23]

Yes because I will totally be doing that

So your OP was a lie!?

MODS!!!!!! Divvy this deceptive fred!!1!11.

 

[hawkman]

Housekeeping: After a hiatus caused by mods who bullied me severely for no reason then refused to apologise, I have decided to re-instate Squib of the Year

I would like to nominate Jazny for squibbing from the mods

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Spreaders squibbed the Bay from December to March - a shame it's only for on-field incidents

How would you know, you have me on "ignore" apparently