Steven Morris

[Golumless]

I heard that the this is greatness advertising campaign was going to be only Steven Morris highlights (that is his whole carreer IMO) but the power fans complained

They were originally considering but the length of the video would break youtube.

The internet is just a steve morris highlight package.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I just stumbled onto this thread.... I'm going to be perfectly honest, it is not what I was expecting .

 

[JP Sauce]

To steal a line from Boardwalk Empire:

"Steven Morris is part of everything. He's in the sky and sea. He's in the dreams of children at night. He is all that there is, forever."

 

[Jazzregis]

If you say Steven Morris 3 times into a mirror he whispers life tips to you


Steven Morris 35.0.210 defeat
Adelaide crows 0.1.1

 

[WAG]

I'm a bit perplexed as to why they're even playing the prelims this weekend. Steven Morris won the premiership six weeks ago!

 

[Golumless]

If you say Steven Morris 3 times into a mirror he whispers life tips to you


Steven Morris 35.0.210 defeat
Adelaide crows 0.1.1

Pretty flattering scoreline for Adelaide. Not many teams score a point against Steve Morris.

Take for example (taken from a recent model on the Morris performance factor (MPI))

Steven Morris: 82.0.492
Melbourne: 0.0.0

But that was just Melbourne that the almighty Morris beat up... well what about

Steven Morris: 32.0.192
Fremantle: 0.0.0

Fremantle with Crowley being ... well Crowley and their negativo game strategy, still couldn't stop the onslaught. Only team to actually register 2+ points against Steve Morris was Hawthorn... and even then scientists are still trying to figure out how that happened.

 

[The Karma Bus]

Many would not know this, but Corey Enright has the nickname "Boris" for being the far inferior, beta version defender of Morris..

 

[Brenton Davy]

Taylor Walker didn't sling tackle Stephen Morris to the earth, Stephen Morris slung tackled the earth around Taylor Walker

 

[Peter Wallis]

Steven Morris will not be attending the Brownlow Medal count as he has declared himself ineligible to win the medal in order to allow other players a chance to win our most prestigious award.

 

[Jazzregis]

I think you will find the brownlow if researched thoroughly actually goes to the second best and fairest. The first best and fairest (or the Steven Morris medal) has only gone to one player for obvious reasons


Steven Morris 35.0.210 defeat
Adelaide crows 0.1.1

 

[Golumless]

I think you will find the brownlow if researched thoroughly actually goes to the second best and fairest. The first best and fairest (or the Steven Morris medal) has only gone to one player for obvious reasons


Steven Morris 35.0.210 defeat
Adelaide crows 0.1.1

Might want to chuck that score as your signature as a suggestion.

Though, glad to see Danger poll well in the Steve Morris medal.

 

[Kerleys Ghost]

Why doesn't Steven Morris just use his ice breath to give Richmond an easy win?

 

[AFC979810]

Many uneducated footy observers will look at his Supercoach scores and see the that he was the lowest ranking player who was not subbed on/off.

What they don't realise is that Supercoach scores cannot go past 3 digits. Steven Morris actually scored 38,000 supercoach points.

 

[Kerleys Ghost]

Many uneducated footy observers will look at his Supercoach scores and see the that he was the lowest ranking player who was not subbed on/off.

What they don't realise is that Supercoach scores cannot go past 3 digits. Steven Morris actually scored 38,000 supercoach points.

Steven Morris will be disgusted with those numbers.

Well below his average.

 

[footy4ever]

Damn! Did we let Morris slip through our hands?

 

[Pugsley]

Many uneducated footy observers will look at his Supercoach scores and see the that he was the lowest ranking player who was not subbed on/off.

What they don't realise is that Supercoach scores cannot go past 3 digits. Steven Morris actually scored 38,000 supercoach points.

Chuck Norris subbed himself off when he saw Steven Morris.

 

[Paladin]

Steve Morris playing in the forward pocket makes Petrenko look like a hall of famer. Perhaps last night's game was beneath him.

 

[Golumless]

Steve Morris playing in the forward pocket makes Petrenko look like a hall of famer. Perhaps last night's game was beneath him.

Good guy Steve Morris trying to give others careers.

 

[JP Sauce]

"For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only son, Stephen Morris, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life."

Today we commemorate this most sacred day. Let us pray...

 

[dude316]

Changes for this weeks game:

Out: Brown (injured)
In: Morris

Just as he transcends time and space, he transcends AFL teams.

 

[Deaneus!]

Only team to actually register 2+ points against Steve Morris was Hawthorn... and even then scientists are still trying to figure out how that happened.

They were both rushed behinds.

Steven Morris was actually being attended to by the runner at the time.

He didn't need to be, he was just trying to make the runner feel better, because he'd never had to call for him ever before.

 

[fabs33]

Kane McGoodwin should get a medal for quoting the original post, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relive it's epicness because the author deleted it out of embarrassment.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/steven-morris.1025509/#post-29631851

but i think down here at tigerland we're all missing something where Morris is concerned.

You're missing a whole lot of things down at tigerland.

 

[SydCrow]

he would be our second worst defender just in front of the bloke picked to play on Sunday

 

[dude316]

he would be our second worst defender just in front of the bloke picked to play on Sunday

Blasphemy!

 

[Squiba]

Like Ying and Yang, Morris and Vickery operate as polar opposites, yet in unison. The god like football prowess of Morris at one end, the inability to football altogether at the other, they perfectly align, forming a balanced, harmonic team.

Although in these dark days it seems, that the bleakness of Vickery prevails, it is trusted, that Morris will one day bring forth the light and free Richmond from the clutches of darkness.

In Morris we trust...