Strategy vs WCE

[LoneStar]

For this weekend's NAB Cup opener I suggest Freo employ a strategy that is outside the box!
I propose that the Dockers rent two Booze Buses and park one at each end of Subiaco oval. I believe the shock of seeing these will confuse Ben and cause him to jump the fence and run out of the stadium. I don't believe the Eagles will be allowed a substitute if Ben does not leave the ground through the interchange area. I believe the Dockers will dominate the 18 vs. 17 contest and humiliate the Eagles.
If this strategy is successful, I expect other clubs will use it as well!
Good luck Dockers!

 

[ImperialPurple]

Well apparently his team-mates all got up and walked out of the presser after him yesterday... so if they were to do the same again, then we're a shoe-in...

 

[dugrene]

Best stategy is.

Get the ball and kick it between the goal post more times than the opposition

 

[Magnum27]

Well apparently his team-mates all got up and walked out of the presser after him yesterday... so if they were to do the same again, then we're a shoe-in...

Only way you can win

 

[surfsup]

Just kick it up the guts!!!

 

[freo heave ho]

Equip all the umpires with breathylisers.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Only way you can win

Hardly. I merely said we'd be a "shoe-in" instead of a 90% chance.

I reckon we all wear Constable Care masks, and carry torches with blue cellophane on them and flash them at BoozeBusBenny and his Band of Baby-oil Bandits whenever they get near the ball.

 

[Kapow!!!]

For this weekend's NAB Cup opener I suggest Freo employ a strategy that is outside the box!
I propose that the Dockers rent two Booze Buses and park one at each end of Subiaco oval. I believe the shock of seeing these will confuse Ben and cause him to jump the fence and run out of the stadium. I don't believe the Eagles will be allowed a substitute if Ben does not leave the ground through the interchange area. I believe the Dockers will dominate the 18 vs. 17 contest and humiliate the Eagles.
If this strategy is successful, I expect other clubs will use it as well!
Good luck Dockers!

More simple and cheaper method would be to just have a cop with a breathalyser at the top of the players race before they enter the field.

 

[funkyfreo]

I rekon we should Roll them, Rock them, and send them to the bottom.

If they get up, we should just do that again.

we should stop at nothing

for some variation at the bounce we should hit em real hard and send em down below, anmd give them the old heave ho,

 

[Rhino66]

Everytime Peter Bell gets the ball, someone in the crowd rings a bell....

I can't help wondering how cool it would be if every time the untouchable took possession of the ball we heard the distinctive sound of a police siren. I can just hear the whining from the army the other mob's supporters. I think I'll have to practice Rrrreeeeeoooonnnnnn

 

[theGav56]

I can't help wondering how cool it would be if every time the untouchable took possession of the ball we heard the distinctive sound of a police siren.

Or a chant of "Blow Benny Blow"

 

[hoss]

Yesterday (during my inaugural address at the school assembly) I told the kids to get dressed up as police officers and I'd drive them to the footy in a booze bus and that should scare off a couple of Eagles players thus helping the Freo cause.

Some staff members and parents thought that my comments were "borderline"...and "pushing what is acceptable"

With the school being smack bang in the heart of Freo though, most parents and the Yr 6/7's simply cracked up laughing.

That's not brainwashing or indoctrinating kids is it?

 

[wce4premiership]

have some faith in ur teams abilities as poor as freo's is....u r sooooo desperate u need to rely on wierd tactics such as this

 

[MiEaglesDominate]

More simple and cheaper method would be to just have a cop with a breathalyser at the top of the players race before they enter the field.

G your a great laugh arnt ya......
the only chance you have of winning the game is if we dont come down
the race so it just aint gonna be enough m8...

 

[Kapow!!!]

G your a great laugh arnt ya......
the only chance you have of winning the game is if we dont come down
the race so it just aint gonna be enough m8...

You do realise you have to be 13 to sign up to this site unless you have express parental permission?

 

[docker_johnno]

I think drug tests would be more appropriate. if the WADA code was more strictly enforced the eagles may not have a team.