Subterfuge?

[Cyclops]

I see in today's Herald Sun (I have to read it for work) that Collingwood is training a Nick Riewoldt look-a-like. Ostensibly this is for the new TAC ads, but a host of alternatives suggest themselves.

1) If St Kilda were close to us in a vital match (highly unlikely I know, but ....) we could sneak the NR double onto the ground and he could give away a bunch of frees, or we could call for a head count, resulting in St Kilda's score being docked.

2) We sneak down to Saint's training and substitute the two. The real Nick gets plastic surgery and hair dye, and in next years draft we select the unheralded "Rick Niewoldt", while the double completes an inglorious career for the Saints, a victim of their infamous party culture.

 

[MarkT]

3) The fake Nick puts an ultimatum to the Saints. It's Kosi or me! Meanwhile Ed offers Kinnear and Freeborn and $250k to the Saints to resolve their dilema and take Kosi off their hands.

 

[Perty4]

Was on Fox Footy last night. Scotty Cummings introduced the Nick Reiwoldt stunt double and it was Guy Stretch Richards. With bleach blonde hair and all, hes abiutv 8 or 10 cms taller than Reiwoldt.

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Perty4
Was on Fox Footy last night. Scotty Cummings introduced the Nick Reiwoldt stunt double and it was Guy Stretch Richards. With bleach blonde hair and all, hes abiutv 8 or 10 cms taller than Reiwoldt.

Was just gonna say, there can't be another big blonde guy as ugly as that.

 

[hotpie]

Originally posted by Nic
Was just gonna say, there can't be another big blonde guy as ugly as that.

Surely Damien Monkhorst is not that easily forgotten?

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by hotpie
Surely Damien Monkhorst is not that easily forgotten?

Different degree of ugliness altogether.

 

[MarkT]

Originally posted by hotpie
Surely Damien Monkhorst is not that easily forgotten?

When we have a tribe of kids running around in the side we will set new standards that will be hard to match.