Suburb nicknames...

[Crumpler83]

Bayswater = Bongwater

 

[HoldenMagroin]

Bayswater = Bongwater

reminds me of Doncaster = Bongfaster
Braybrook = Braycrook
Brooklyn = Crooklyn
Preston = Depreston
Hampton Park = Compton Park (what a hole!)

and of course the olden goldie CherNoble Park

 

[Hawk Dork]

Garden City= Bagdhad (They both have 40,000 thieves)

 

[EFL Boy]

Doncaster - Donny
Chirnside Park - Chirny
Ringwood - Ringwhat?
Mooroolbark - Mooza B
Box Hill - Boccy Hii
Wantirna South - Wanny South


All I can think of at the moment.

 

[Surkin]

Dingley Village - 3172

It must be the most well known postcode in Australia.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Tyabb - The one before Hastings or The one after Somerville, Antique City

Somerville - Scummerville

 

[Carn Hawkas]

Rowville = Ro-town

 

[w00dy]

Bundoora - Bundy

Fun-doora is much better

 

[wally funk]

Greensborough - greensbugger.

 

[FootyJunkie]

Anywhere in the Outer East is the 'OE' deriving from the 'OC'

Ha ha, I see potential with that in a form of a good spoof.

 

[tandino]

People's Republic of Springvale.

 

[B_GLassi]

Mount Druitt - Mounty County, The Druitt, Pacific Island

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Straddy - Strathmore
Westy - Westmeadows
Gladdy - Gladstone Park
Tulla - Tullamarine

 

[Dannerz]

Frankston - Dandenong by the sea

Dandenong - Sudandenong

 

[Mentallo]

Kew East - Far Kew.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

BUMP!

One's I use semi-regularly.

Mooroolbark = Mooza B.
East Doncaster = East Donny.
Ringwood = Ringers.
Springvale = Springers.
Broadmeadows = Broady.
Lilydale = Lily D.
Ringwood East = East Ringers.
Box Hill = Chinatown.
Healesville = Scumville.
Bayswater = Baysie.

Here's one someone I know uses.

Ashwood = Trashwood.

 

[Poseidon]

Northbridge - Knifebridge

 

[Silent Alarm]

Northbridge - Knifebridge

I know who started this. No one says it to anyone outside the group, but no shit, he was saying it when people had to ask him four times what suburb he meant. Melbs was standard/aboriginally WA vernacular too, now every prick here uses it.

Dandenong - Sudandenong

Literally lol inspiring.

 

[neroblack]

Dangernong
Springapore
Snatch Mountain

 

[BotsMaster]

I know who started this. No one says it to anyone outside the group, but no shit, he was saying it when people had to ask him four times what suburb he meant. Melbs was standard/aboriginally WA vernacular too, now every prick here uses it.

Who started it?

Lilydale - the dale.

 

[SizeMatters]

Might be old news to some but I'm sure there are lots around we have not heard of;
Melb;
St.Albans (my hometown): StabAlbans
DeerPark : Fearpark
Sunshine: well obviously Scumshine
Highpoint: Knifepoint.

Qld;
Deception Bay (yes this really is a suburb): Conceptionbay. It's basically Melton by the sea.

DBay... so many bogans there haha...so many teen preggos. Oh and the constant street wars between Abos and Islanders

 

[zimma]

Bayswater = Bongwater

More common was Baysie etc. to the point one of the cafe's on the main set of shops in named that. Used to work there, christ it was a shithole, it was like ringwood turned up to 11.

 

[neroblack]

Who started it?

Lilydale - the dale.

*Sillydale.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Clarkson = Balga By The Sea

 

[SizeMatters]

Logan = Bogan
Redcliffe = Deadcliffe
Mitchelton=Bitchelton
Shailor Park = Trailer Park
Chermside = Germside