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Nice to hear that Terry sent Westy a ‘chin up’ on the Brownlow text message…..
Here are some other text messages Terry SHOULD have sent…
To Kane Johnson before the B & F:
“Now Kane when you go to talk about the state of the club tonight, tell them that
the club rooms are dirty and we need to exterminate the Rodants, and the Humming
c#ckRoaches”
To A.Kellaway:
"Sorry Andy, but we chose to keep Ray Hall for his sensible decision making
and Gaspar for his beautiful foot skills over you. See ya”
To Dennis Pagan:
“Hey Dennis, isn’t it funny. Our Best & Fairest winner was a tagger, and your B&F
winner never went near an opposition player all year. Strange world eh?”
To Kevin Sheedy:
“Sheeds, can we do a deal now for your number 1 draft pick from season 2007?
Love Terry”
To Rocket Eade:
“Rocket, you know you're one injury away from being an average side.
One kick in the Henry (Brad) Johnsons and it’s all over”
To Andrew Demetriou:
“Hi Andrew, listen, any chance of jacking the interstate teams so we can make the
finals. We would have finished 5th without those damn Canadians! But keep it as a
final eight. With a final four, we still would have missed out !!”
To the Richmond Players:
“I’ve decided to change the name of the RFC B&F.
From 2007 onwards, our annual club award will be called,
The RFC ‘Pin the Tail on the Donkey’ Award”
Cheers
Here are some other text messages Terry SHOULD have sent…
To Kane Johnson before the B & F:
“Now Kane when you go to talk about the state of the club tonight, tell them that
the club rooms are dirty and we need to exterminate the Rodants, and the Humming
c#ckRoaches”
To A.Kellaway:
"Sorry Andy, but we chose to keep Ray Hall for his sensible decision making
and Gaspar for his beautiful foot skills over you. See ya”
To Dennis Pagan:
“Hey Dennis, isn’t it funny. Our Best & Fairest winner was a tagger, and your B&F
winner never went near an opposition player all year. Strange world eh?”
To Kevin Sheedy:
“Sheeds, can we do a deal now for your number 1 draft pick from season 2007?
Love Terry”
To Rocket Eade:
“Rocket, you know you're one injury away from being an average side.
One kick in the Henry (Brad) Johnsons and it’s all over”
To Andrew Demetriou:
“Hi Andrew, listen, any chance of jacking the interstate teams so we can make the
finals. We would have finished 5th without those damn Canadians! But keep it as a
final eight. With a final four, we still would have missed out !!”
To the Richmond Players:
“I’ve decided to change the name of the RFC B&F.
From 2007 onwards, our annual club award will be called,
The RFC ‘Pin the Tail on the Donkey’ Award”
Cheers
