Certified Legendary Thread The Cricket Thread 2025/26

[Docker82]

England to be five down by lunch and Bazball in tatters

 

[Nothing]

England to be five down by lunch and Bazball in tatters

LFG

 

[King Huskii]

Call me old fashioned but why does the digital scorecard have to cover half the pitch when the bowler releases the ball

 

[Lach72]

Got him, **** off Crawley

 

[Nothing]

You beauty. Piss off you're out.

 

[Lach72]

What a peach from Boland first up

 

[King Huskii]

They want to smash England to victory

 

[BarbieITFC]

Who on earth told our batters that driving at anything was a good idea. So brain dead.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Who on earth told our batters that driving at anything was a good idea. So brain dead.

Uhmahgawd a Pom...

 

[Nothing]

Who on earth told our batters that driving at anything was a good idea. So brain dead.

McCullum

 

[BarbieITFC]

Uhmahgawd a Pom...

 

[Lach72]

Salmon trout Duckett

Tell your story walking pal

 

[Cameron_K]

Thank god for Starc!

 

[2big2strom]

what a week to love sports

 

[Lach72]

Dud Root

 

[Lach72]

Piers Morgan having a cry wank

 

[FreoRicci]

Well The West must be laughing. Trolled Root for weeks. Gone for a duck

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Thank god for Starc!

Yeah, especially with Scotty B sending down half volley pies. Strangely poor start from him

 

[largebus]

Transperth this morning was a shambles. Never seen it this bad going to the footy. Hopefully when I actually go tomorrow its fixed

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

I struggle to remember the last batter I've watched that plays with as much time as Brook. Prime Ponting maybe?

Has that ability to play fast bowling in slow-mo

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Also, looks like a pretty good batting wicket though I think we've actually bowled pretty poorly and overpitched way too much

 

[Joao]

I struggle to remember the last batter I've watched that plays with as much time as Brook. Prime Ponting maybe?

Has that ability to play fast bowling in slow-mo

Any of Ponting, ABDV or Clarke in their primes.

 

[Lach72]

That looked like it was going down leg, but I’ll take it

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Strangely poor session of cricket so far? Bowling's been all over the place but England have played some shit shots and missed a couple of half volleys on leg...

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

What in the actual **** has Lee done with his hair...