The Bay 13 understatement thread

[Mofra]

Steven May

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Steven May

Age

34

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

's chances of winning the AFL's comunity award this year are not looking great

 

[Chronz]

Steven May's chances of winning the AFL's comunity award this year are not looking great

What's he done now?

 

[Mofra]

What's he done now?

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-2026-melbourne-defender-steven-may-was-absent-from-training-days-after-victoria-police-call/news-story/61ad0bff80e920ce956d157459726343

The Herald Sun revealed on Friday that police attended his home following reports of possibly threatening behaviour.

 

[Pistol Night]

Steven May's chances of winning the AFL's comunity award this year are not looking great

Damn he’d almost gone 6 months without getting punched out by a teammate too

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Damn he’d almost gone 6 months without getting punched out by a teammate too

Way overdue

 

[V23]

There may be a few shite songs in this fred:

Off-topic - ♫ Rate the song above thread! ♫

The rule is simple... rate the song from the poster above, and then post your own song, then the next poster will rate that song and post there own on and on until we get bored! You can rate out of ten or give a review in your posts or both! :cool: Okay I will go first with some boomer music...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[TheGoatBaron]

There may be a few shite songs in this fred:

Off-topic - ♫ Rate the song above thread! ♫

The rule is simple... rate the song from the poster above, and then post your own song, then the next poster will rate that song and post there own on and on until we get bored! You can rate out of ten or give a review in your posts or both! :cool: Okay I will go first with some boomer music...

www.bigfooty.com

Correct. That’s why I’m not touching that fred with a 40-foot clown pole

 

[V23]

Correct. That’s why I’m not touching that fred with a 40-foot clown pole

Metal isn’t music, m7, it’s a teenage phase

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Metal isn’t music, m7, it’s a teenage phase

Lay off the crackpipe for once dude

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-2026-melbourne-defender-steven-may-was-absent-from-training-days-after-victoria-police-call/news-story/61ad0bff80e920ce956d157459726343

Will this boost his chances for the 'Gold Mofie' (number 1 in your bottom 40 list) ?

 

[V23]

Lay off the crackpipe for once dude

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I long for the day V_23 makes a return to the bay

-everyone

 

[philreich]

St. Kilda has had a reasonably long premiership drought (currently approaching 21700 days).

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The odds seem probable that any AFLW player is more skilled and talented at footy than of the slob bogan posters on the bay or this forum (including myself)

 

[CatToTheFuture]

St. Kilda has had a reasonably long premiership drought (currently approaching 21700 days).

They've lost 2 and drawn 1 GF since Essendon last won a final too.

 

[philreich]

They've lost 2 and drawn 1 GF since Essendon last won a final too.

And when Essendon won their last final, I still had more than 21 years to go until retirement. I now have 12 weeks (not that I'm looking forward to it or anything) .

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

And zackah was a carefree young man… now he’s a bitter old flog pushing 50

 

[CatToTheFuture]

And when Essendon won their last final, I still had more than 21 years to go until retirement. I now have 12 weeks (not that I'm looking forward to it or anything) .

Lol, gen x can count to the years to retirement while us millenials just count the years to our death when we can finally be free of the mortgage

 

[philreich]

Lol, gen x can count to the years to retirement while us millenials just count the years to our death when we can finally be free of the mortgage

I was speaking to my sister in law in Sydney recently - friends of theirs currently have a mortgage, where they have to pay $9000 per month!!!

 

[James Colorado]

And when Essendon won their last final, I still had more than 21 years to go until retirement. I now have 12 weeks (not that I'm looking forward to it or anything) .

I bet this whole time you were dreading that an Essendon finals win would reset the clock.

 

[philreich]

I bet this whole time you were dreading that an Essendon finals win would reset the clock.

Except the fact that there's probably more chance of me making love to Jennifer Hawkins, than there is of Essendon winning a final.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I was speaking to my sister in law in Sydney recently - friends of theirs currently have a mortgage, where they have to pay $9000 per month!!!

Living the australian dream though

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A car in every pot, a chicken in every garage

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I would suggest most bay flogs prolly get more enjoyment from their hated rivals losing than their team winning ...