Think Tank The Bay Riddle Thread

[ferrisb]

Or just taking half of each pill...

 

[ferrisb]

I really wanted to answer 'take a nibble of a pill. If he gets an erection, it's a blue pill'...

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

He crushes them all up, mixes them together and takes half of it?

Close. He cuts them all in half and takes one half of each.
Yes you got on the above post nice work

 

[Laphroaig]

There is a dead man in a scuba suit in the middle of a forest. How did he get there?
You can ask 1 yes or no question.

There was a bushfire and a water bomber plane scooped him up and dropped him from a great height.

Since climate change causes bushfires, everybody should give up diving.

On the other hand, we were assured by the same deep thinkers that climate change had put Australia into a permanent drought. And it hasn't stopped raining since.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

There was a bushfire and a water bomber plane scooped him up and dropped him from a great height.

Since climate change causes bushfires, everybody should give up diving.

On the other hand, we were assured by the same deep thinkers that climate change had put Australia into a permanent drought. And it hasn't stopped raining since.

Ok lol!

 

[Doggies1972]

There was a bushfire and a water bomber plane scooped him up and dropped him from a great height.

Since climate change causes bushfires, everybody should give up diving.

On the other hand, we were assured by the same deep thinkers that climate change had put Australia into a permanent drought. And it hasn't stopped raining since.

That was back in the day when it was called global warming, hence the rebranding.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

There was a bushfire and a water bomber plane scooped him up and dropped him from a great height.

Since climate change causes bushfires, everybody should give up diving.

On the other hand, we were assured by the same deep thinkers that climate change had put Australia into a permanent drought. And it hasn't stopped raining since.

Who ever said Australia was in permanent drought?
And I don't think it's raining all the time.
What's your point here wise one?

 

[Chief]

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

Spoiler

Nose to nose? The one flying from Paris. Pass each other? They’ll be the same distance.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

I start off dry but come out wet. I go in light and come out heavier. What am I?

 

[The Goon]

I start off dry but come out wet. I go in light and come out heavier. What am I?

Tampon


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[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Tampon


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Good answer but the answer is

Spoiler

A Tea Bag

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I start off dry but come out wet. I go in light and come out heavier. What am I?

Tampon


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Good answer but the answer is

Spoiler

A Tea Bag

Both correct though. You can't knock him.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

 

[HahnPremium]

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Major of chernobyl.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Major of chernobyl.

Incorrect

 

[Jazny]

"I have six eggs with me. I broke two, cooked two, and I ate two. How many eggs are left?"

4

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Some board game or something.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

Spoiler

Because while you looked away they all got married.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Because while you looked away they all got married.

Spoiler

They were married to start with, correct.

 

[Laphroaig]

Who ever said Australia was in permanent drought?

Among others, all of the lightweight snowflake chicks who now make up what is laughably called ABC Melbourne "journalism". Repeatedly.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Some board game or something.

No, but heading in the right way.

 

[Dinsdale]

Were they boiled and he cut them in half, thus not "breaking" the egg?

No

 

[Chief]

Because while you looked away they all got married.

Spoilers!