The Bernie

[The Bententez]

Does anyone know Bernie from Potland Victoria

Here is his record

Has not missed a game in 32 years

Travels from portland three hours away every week to see the doggies

Has been to every interstate game


Has every football record to prove it

Has been in a film with Nick Cave called ghosts of the civil dead

Is covered with tattoos


Is a great bloke



Should be regonized by the club


Does anyone Know him


The Ben

 

[Mr. Walker]

He was recognised by the club - got to toss the coin before a game a few years ago.

From memory he is a slaughter man and doesn't drive a car - gets up extra early to catch the train - some effort!

 

[The Bententez]

They should market him and show those lazy ass fans who cant Catch a train from yarraville to watch us what it means to be a doggie fan

 

[Captain Sensible]

Originally posted by The Bententez
Has been in a film with Nick Cave called ghosts of the civil dead

 

[Captain Sensible]

Originally posted by The Bententez


Has been in a film with Nick Cave called ghosts of the civil dead

I didnt know he was in that film. What part did he play?


Nick Cave is a Bulldogs fan.

 

[The Bententez]

What part did he play?


He played a man who builds little model wooden boats in his jail cell.

At the end of the film they destroy his boats and he is peeed off..


P.s

Nick cave use to get changed in my bedroom(late 70's) when my parents use to own a rock venue in Carlton.


He was still cool then


I dont know about him being a a bulldog fan though


The ben

 

[Captain Sensible]

Which rock venue?

 

[SonOfScray]

I believe there is a bit of a famous yarn about this bloke catching a taxi all the way Portland one day because the trains were down! (or something to thta effect)

Now thats dedication for you.

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
There's a fine line betwen dedication and stupidity.

And there's no better person to talk about the second than the gentleman above

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by PC28
And there's no better person to talk about the second than the gentleman above

PC that's a bit rough on poor ol' SonOfScray

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
That's a bit rough on poor ol' SonOfScray PC.

Yeah, you comedic brilliance is second to none, unfortunatly, you failed to realise the whole "quote" thing, further enhancing my rocco/stupidity point

 

[Rocco Jones]

Originally posted by PC28
Yeah, you comedic brilliance is second to none, unfortunatly, you failed to realise the whole "quote" thing, further enhancing my rocco/stupidity point

PC just cause the whole "quote" thing says I said it doesn't mean it's actually true, observe.

Originally posted by PC28
Paul Dimattina is a big stupid head

Really PC? Come on that's going a bit too far. He might be a complete dud, but a "stupid head"?

 

[PC28]

Originally quoted by Rocco Jones
I'm a doody head. I am, I really really am. Just a doody head like so many other doody heads

Really, you don't have to tell me twice

 

[K9-54]

Often thought by K9-54 when reading some of these off-season threads
****, when does the bloody football start again???