The Big Port Survey

[rumoursofwinter]

Logan Austin is the hottest player on our list and Andrew Moore is the most valuable. My feedback is valued.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

I ticked no to 'do you think we will win a flag in the next five years'

 

[Doctor Feel]

I ticked no to 'do you think we will win a flag in the next five years'

So did I. Hope others do too, it will make for better list decisions I would think - if there is any influence out of this at all, that is.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Needed a question 'Are you happy with our fitness program?' Yes, No, Are you ****in' shitting me?

 

[Doctor Feel]

"Should we release a dvd entitled port adelaide pornography" yes.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

If we recruited Tom Hawkins, how much lighter should we make him?

4kgs, 6kgs, 10kgs, 15kgs.

 

[tribey]

Needed a question 'Are you happy with our fitness program?' Yes, No, Are you ****in' shitting me?

We didn't survive the copious disappointments of the Williams-Primus-Falloon regimes only to turn our back on something that was working to an outrageous degree.

j/k that's exactly what we've done.

 

[edgie]

From Ken and Burgo

"what dietary advice can you recommend for Alipate Carlile?"

 

[edgie]

We didn't survive the copious disappointments of the Williams-Primus-Falloon regimes only to turn our back on something that was working to an outrageous degree.

j/k that's exactly what we've done.

It is quite staggering that Williams was a tough hard player, Primus was an absolute man mountain, and Ken hails from the Geelong era of big tough bodies, and all 3 have coached away from those principles that bore them success in the past.

 

[Magpiespower]

Hooped socks, once and for all, GTFO!!!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Billy Frampton is the clubs hottest player

He's pretty dreamy

 

[Trewth]

I went with Hamish as the funniest just because he's Adam's brother.

 

[Concussion]

I can get the attractive one from a marketing view point but the "funniest player"? How is this judged by a supporter?

seems like a loaded question in a quest to keep KMitchell on the list.

 

[Concussion]

I'm sure they'll be monitoring this thread too

Only to see how many of the Gay community follow PAFC, or so it seems.

 

[SgtSchulz]

Quiz could be done with one question.

Q: Do you like what you see?

































A: Yes.

 

[edgie]

I went with Kane for the funniest.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I went with Hamish as the funniest just because he's Adam's brother.

I did too actually.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I like how there were some really good questions in there, and bigfooty is hooked on discussing who is funniest and who is prettiest.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Anyone who didn't go with Polec as the funniest has forgotten his masterclass in social network trolling prior to announcing signing with Port.

 

[edgie]

I went Polec for most underrated if that's any consolation

 

[SgtSchulz]

Anyone who didn't go with Polec as the funniest has forgotten his masterclass in social network trolling prior to announcing signing with Port.

I couldn't find the reference but I did find this.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Gross.

It's one thing for them to acquire potential juniors from our heartlands now, quite another to have their grubby mitts on our kids' hearts and minds.

Port Adelaide still reps the area in the SANFL and our players should have sole responsibility/access for the promotional opportunities within. Talk about a grubby double-dip.

If it was the Crows I'd be worried, but who gives a **** what Woodville West Torrens try to do?

I picked Jackson based on his performance at previous Talking Footy nights and on the club's official YouTube. There's method to the club's madness in wanting to know how various players are perceived.

I had no idea so I just put Matthew Lobbe, although he's more interesting than funny.

 

[tribey]

If it was the Crows I'd be worried, but who gives a **** what Woodville West Torrens try to do?

I knew three of the smuggest WWT anuses anii alive back in the day.

From the 1994 Grand Final-onward I have vowed to always

 

[Doctor Feel]

I said game style was the most likely factor in me turning up or not. That was a hint

I'll turn up regardless though.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Oh yeah - what did everyone put down as their most frustrating rule?

head high contact or holding the ball i'm guessing.