The "but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter" fred

[zackah]

In our ongoing theme of #positivity on the Bay lately I thought I would start a fred to lift anyone up if they are having the blues (lol see what I did there).

I'll start:

I follow a team that hasn't won a final in nearly 8000 days. But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.

Or perhaps you recently welched on your lifelong team on the promise of Tasmanian riches?

I outed myself as a welcher and paid money to be the foundation member of a team that doesn't, and will never, exist. But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.

Or maybe you sometimes need to take a break from the pressures of Big Footy when things just don't go your way?

I'm V_23 and I go missing anytime my team turns to which is alarmingly a lot. But at least....wait that one doesn't work

Post your best "but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter" moments below and Chief will melt tankers react the best ones.

 

[jannissary]

i may support a shit team, but at least i don't squib matchday freds where my team gets humiliated 2 weeks in a row

 

[Mofra]

Hi. I'm Roy Sullivan. I was struck by lightning 7 times, and eventually died in tragic circumstances.

But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.

Roy Sullivan - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[zackah]

I live in Spain and have grossly deformed body features that I like to take sick selfies of and send around the world.

But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.

 

[V23]

My team’s shite.

But at least I’m not zackah.

 

[jannissary]

My team’s shite.

But at least I’m not zackah.

we were worried about you, friend

 

[V23]

we were worried about you, friend

 

[V23]

I’m zackah

But at least I’m not a flog Wait…

But at least I’m not Adam Zampa Hold on…

But at least I’m not Dinsdale

Ah, there we go!

 

[zackah]

I’m zackah

But at least I’m not a flog Wait…

But at least I’m not Adam Zampa Hold on…

But at least I’m not Dinsdale

Ah, there we go!

I'm glad I can help you through your time of grieving friend

 

[V23]

I'm glad I can help you through your time of grieving friend

Shut up, D/H

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Meanwhile at Princes Park, Elmo has been doing some shoddy graffiti zackah after downing a few cruisers

 

[TheGoatBaron]

We maybe shit in Grand Finals but at least we have been in 6 since 2000 and won 2

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlton will win a final again before Essingtin

Lock it in

 

[frggr]

"I may be FITW, but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter"

 

[frggr]

We may lose to Carlton on purpose to get their supporters' hopes up each year, but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Carlton will win a final again before Essingtin

Lock it in

When that's the best you got, you got some massive problems.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

We may lose to Carlton on purpose to get their supporters' hopes up each year, but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter

You do this for the laughs. I can get behind this

 

[JoseMourinho]

i might be purple but atleast im not a carlton supporter

 

[hufus]

I may believe Jamarra Ugle-Hagan will have a long career at the Western Bulldogs, but at least I don't believe Carlton will win a premiership with any member of their current board, staff, or playing list.

 

[Pistol Night]

I might support the Pies, have no teeth, have relations with my family, do my shopping at St Vinnys, steal appliances from Cash Converters and have a micro penis.. but at least im not a Carlton supporter

 

[hufus]

I might support the Pies, have no teeth, have relations with my family, do my shopping at St Vinnys, steal appliances from Cash Converters and have a micro penis.. but at least im not a Carlton supporter

We prefer to call them snack-sized, D/H

 

[Seethus]

Ill be honest, alot of the people I'd post in here that are better off than carlton supporters would get me permabanned. But that should let youk now how screwed Carlton are.

 

[MisterMarcus]

My team may be the only good team Carlton has beaten in over a year, but at least….

Wait that’s almost as embarrassing as being a Carlton supporter

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I am a very stable genius who owns Big Footy and I meltban campaigners when they troll my club after a loss, but at least I’m not… oh, wait


I am a bitter little flog who drinks overpriced fizzy white wine because I think it’s a status symbol and I’ve lost every sig and av bet I’ve ever had with Saveloy Rockstar, but at least I’m not a Carlton supporter

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I am a very stable genius who owns Big Footy and I meltban campaigners when they troll my club after a loss, but at least I’m not… oh, wait


I am a bitter little flog who drinks overpriced fizzy white wine because I think it’s a status symbol and I’ve lost every sig and av bet I’ve ever had with Saveloy Rockstar, but at least I’m not a Carlton supporter

What an annoying tirade but still it's far more funny and intelligent than anything Footy Is Good has ever posted.