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The "but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter" fred

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I might be a Freo supporter but at least I’ve never spat the dummy while we were losing in a final and stormed off to the train station only for us to make a remarkable comeback and I missed the whole thing.
 

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I am a very stable genius who owns Big Footy and I meltban campaigners when they troll my club after a loss, but at least I’m not… oh, wait :$


I am a bitter little flog who drinks overpriced fizzy white wine because I think it’s a status symbol and I’ve lost every sig and av bet I’ve ever had with Saveloy Rockstar, but at least I’m not a Carlton supporter
Was it zachary or Chief that meltbanned Sav? :$
 
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Currently flying to Melbourne, didn’t get my upgrade, sitting behind a fat **** with his seat reclined all the way back and drinking shit qantas coffee because apparently 9.30 is too early for the bar to open :(

But at least I’m not a Carlton supporter.
 
Currently flying to Melbourne, didn’t get my upgrade, sitting behind a fat **** with his seat reclined all the way back and drinking shit qantas coffee because apparently 9.30 is too early for the bar to open :(

But at least I’m not a Carlton supporter.
Good call, safe call, to come to Melbourne the week that Essendon have a bye :)
 

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Currently flying to Melbourne, didn’t get my upgrade, sitting behind a fat **** with his seat reclined all the way back and drinking shit qantas coffee because apparently 9.30 is too early for the bar to open :(

But at least I’m not a Carlton supporter.
Can't believe Chief didn't fly you first class
 

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Looks like he said some pretty unsavoury things about the Big Footy administration

Don't think that requires any mashing

He lost the plot after my jibe about his sex life or lack thereof :$
 
Currently flying to Melbourne, didn’t get my upgrade, sitting behind a fat **** with his seat reclined all the way back and drinking shit qantas coffee because apparently 9.30 is too early for the bar to open :(

But at least I’m not a Carlton supporter.
what’s the occasion?
 
In our ongoing theme of #positivity on the Bay lately I thought I would start a fred to lift anyone up if they are having the blues (lol see what I did there).

I'll start:

I follow a team that hasn't won a final in nearly 8000 days. But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.

Or perhaps you recently welched on your lifelong team on the promise of Tasmanian riches?

I outed myself as a welcher and paid money to be the foundation member of a team that doesn't, and will never, exist. But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.

Or maybe you sometimes need to take a break from the pressures of Big Footy when things just don't go your way?

I'm V_23 and I go missing anytime my team turns to :poo: which is alarmingly a lot. But at least....wait that one doesn't work :(

Post your best "but at least I'm not a Carlton supporter" moments below and Chief will melt tankers react the best ones.
My name is Zackah and the team I follower has a lower percentage than Norf and we have their former failed coach as our coach! But at least I'm not a Carlton supporter.. I guess.
 

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