Game Day The 'Contender' With No Forward Line v The Accurate Ones

[catscratchfever]

Somehow Melbourne managed to conjure a premiership in 2021 but it's been slim pickins ever since. A straight sets exit in 2023 tells the tale of a cobbled-together forward half where goals are always at a premium. Things are crook but at least they're not the Aints...

Meanwhile, the Greatest Team Of All is on a roll and heading towards an unbeaten season. The backs are stingy, the forwards are hungry, and the new generation midfield steamrollers are taking it up to the best the opposition has to offer (which isn't much, admittedly).

Will the Dumbons prove a tougher test than last week's Brown Paper Bag mob? Time will tell but if you've got any brains the only team to put your hard-earned on wears blue ands white hoops.

 

[AvantGardener]

I know Hawkins is cooked but Jezza still holds your forward line together. Settle down.

 

[STPer18]

Let me guess, Geelong are going to win again? Getting a bit boring now.

Hopefully Melbourne put up a decent effort and don't surrender meekly like all our other opponents in season 2024.

 

[catscratchfever]

I know Hawkins is cooked but Jezza still holds your forward line together. Settle down.

Tomahawk can (literally) sit on at least 2 defenders if not more. That's game over right there!

 

[STPer18]

 

[AvantGardener]

Looks like he is eyeing off the new physio

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Katters undefeated and on fire with rohan back.

Dee's by 31

 

[catscratchfever]

Looks like he is eyeing off the new physio

Pipe down, spoon av

 

[Cyclops]

Minnow fest at the G.

Jokes aside, lots of decent players, Scott's a great coach, Melbourne bristles with wild talent. Hoping for a corker.

 

[Chronz]

Just want to see Stewart rack up 20 intercept marks. Other than that, a draw would be great.

 

[Cyclops]

Just want to see Stewart rack up 20 intercept marks. Other than that, a draw would be great.

I had to pretend to like the Cats for the Mrs sake, but they grew on me. Scott does not have the best list but he's moulded a machine.

I think the Dees have 10% more talent but it's just not as well organized. Imagine what Scott or Fly or Ken could do with Trac, Gawn and the Remodeler.

 

[FISTO]

The headband brigade down back looking glorious as usual

 

[JoinDate]

So glad we're making a stand against gender based violence.

 

[FISTO]

#SlickFritsch

 

[Plugger35]

I tipped the Dees.

Looking good so far with an early goal from Slick Fritsch.

 

[JoinDate]

On replay Petracca threw that ball at his foot but never made contact, should have been incorrect disposal but resulted in a goal for the Dees.

#CatsMoralVictors

 

[The Sultan]

 

[Plugger35]

Slick Chicken responds.

Game on.

 

[FISTO]

#SucculentStengle

 

[FISTO]

#ShithouseStanley

ok ill stop

 

[Cyclops]

Geelong giving Melbourne a bit of stick.

 

[Chronz]

Petty kicking goals.

 

[Jazny]

Triggering Tiger are you out of the shadow bay yet? Please do not melt too hard if Geelong go unbeaten yet again...

 

[STPer18]

That's the best Melbourne's got? Lol.

 

[V_23]

That's the best Melbourne's got? Lol.

Can smell the fear in your post from here…