**** off Jose The Curse of trading future first round picks - Carlton, Melbourne, Norf and Port Adelaide 2025 Problems

[Elmer_Hauser]

All these clubs look firmly set to finish bottom 6 this season and all of them have mortgaged their future during last season's trade/draft period, although I think Carlton at least ended up with a top 2 talent from his draft class in Jagga Smith whom unfortunately did an ACL but he will be fine.

Smelly Melly, Norf and Powa have nothing really good to show for their foolish gamble (like Gold Coast need another top draft pick FML) Jack Lukosisus is not the type to give away a top 5 pick for.

I am ropeable Essingtin will end up a top 3 pick cause the Cheese Platters are run by Dildos. And as for Norf, they bet on the wrong horse (Clarko) to improve this season and have pissed away another top 4 pick on a scrub they picked up in last year's draft.

Hawthorn will waste our pick on another bust like DGB, that's what's keeping me going right now

 

[STPer18]

Poort managing to lose Houston and their F1 somehow is just brilliant. No wonder Kenny wants out of that dump.

 

[taurus]

Im imagibing the Hawks winning the flag and getting the number 1 pick!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Im imagibing the Hawks winning the flag and getting the number 1 pick!

We ain't finishing last. We play Worst Coast and Norf twice.

 

[WA ROO]

And as for Norf, they bet on the wrong horse (Clarko) to improve this season and have pissed away another top 4 pick on a scrub they picked up in last year's draft.

Doesn't matter how talented a draft pick is
Norf turn them into spuds

 

[Chronz]

I lol'd at that list of spud ridden clubs.

 

[frggr]

I lol'd at that list of spud ridden clubs.

Didn't you give away Pick 9 for a middle of the road small forward?

 

[Chronz]

Didn't you give away Pick 9 for a middle of the road small forward?

He's coming good and has everyone scared. AA this year is a shoe in.

 

[frggr]

He's coming good and has everyone scared. AA this year is a shoe in.

Alcoholics Anonymous? Yeah I bet

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

He's coming good and has everyone scared. AA this year is a shoe in.

If Schitz makes AA team, I'll bear my bum at the GF Parade. He is still a Battler mate.

 

[Chronz]

If Schitz makes AA team, I'll bear my bum at the GF Parade. He is still a Battler mate.

Uh oh. You're not going to put yourself through this again are you DVB?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

As of today:

Didn't you give away Pick 9 for a middle of the road small forward?

Nuffie

If Schitz makes AA team, I'll bear my bum at the GF Parade.

No you won’t, welcher

 

[springvale_mackers]

If Schitz makes AA team, I'll bear my bum at the GF Parade. He is still a Battler mate.

****s sake. How many times are we gonna have to hear this. You welched then. You’ll Welch again.

 

[StackedHunch]

Honourable mention to West Coke for choosing to death ride us instead of Carlton. Barrass has come to us a lot cheaper than he needed to.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Honourable mention to West Coke for choosing to death ride us instead of Carlton. Barrass has come to us a lot cheaper than he needed to.

 

[Mofra]

I wonder who Essendon will trade pick 2 for when they win trade week again.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I wonder who Essendon will trade pick 2 for when they win trade week again.

Apparently there is a lot of NGA and F/S bids this year, Essingtin's pick 2 could potentially end up pushed back as far as pick 8 or 9 lol

 

[Purple Suit]

That bloke retired. He can’t be blamed for the Hawks / Carlton pick fiasco, just for the West Cokers current list fiasco.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

That bloke retired. He can’t be blamed for the Hawks / Carlton pick fiasco, just for the West Cokers current list fiasco.

Can I blame that Muppet Don Pyke instead??

 

[the avoca drover]

Can I blame that Muppet Don Pyke instead??

I heard Donny has been scouring the internet for pre season camp facilitators since the last bloke he used is a bit busy.

 

[JoseMourinho]

As of today:

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No you won’t, welcher

He kicked more goals in purple - STILL BETTER IN PURPLE.

 

[Orange crush]

He kicked more goals in purple - STILL BETTER IN PURPLE.

Cerra, too! Everyone’s better in purple




Except Jesse

 

[Purple Suit]

Cerra, too! Everyone’s better in purple




Except Jesse

Jesse is better in Purple but mainly at a parties. He is a lot better at footy without drugs.

 

[Orange crush]

Jesse is better in Purple but mainly at a parties. He is a lot better at footy without drugs.

Away from his dickhead mates

 

[the avoca drover]

Away from his dickhead mates

Might work for JUH if Footisgrey give him the arse.