The Decision Making Thread

[Leather Poisoning]

Ever had to make a decision but just have no idea which way to go?

Ever had to choose between the lesser of two evils?

I know I have.

That's why I created the decision making thread - a place where we can all post our dilemmas and source some decisions from the crowd. Post your dilemmas, and the options, and we'll take care of the rest.

 

[grizzlym]

Like the Diceman?

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Like the Diceman?

Yep, that's the guy

But instead of depending on a pair of dice, or even a coin toss to make important life decisions you're relying on the collective wisdom of the Hawks tribe to work things out.

 

[go hawks!!!]

Meghan Gale




OR

Miranda Kerr





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a good dilemma!!1

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Meghan Gale




OR

Miranda Kerr





DECISIONS
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a good dilemma!!1

Without a moment of thought - Kerr.

 

[grizzlym]

Here is a site with random dice rolls.

http://www.random.org/dice/

If you feel the need to go down the path of Luke Rhinehard.

 

[Arkadia]

 

[Off The Couch]

I need to decide whether to kill my husband or just divorce him

 

[Leather Poisoning]

I need to decide whether to kill my husband or just divorce him

More detail required CP

But if I had to give advice right now I'd go for murder

 

[grizzlym]

I need to decide whether to kill my husband or just divorce him

Get ruthless enough in the divorce and it's tantamount to the same thing!

Besides, there's an inherent risk to your own liberty if you're found with the smoking gun.

 

[Off The Couch]

More detail required CP

But if I had to give advice right now I'd go for murder

My nephew is a cop and has told me to use a vehicle if I ever need to get rid of someone - just to make sure I don't then reverse back over them


Do I still get to keep the proceeds of my crime

Get ruthless enough in the divorce and it's tantamount to the same thing!

Besides, there's an inherent risk to your own liberty if you're found with the smoking gun.

His Italian - I think I would be made an offer I couldn't refuse.


If he was to just toe the party line we wouldn't even be having this discussion

 

[grizzlym]

My ex was Sicillian. Let's just say I left quietly with my belongings and quickly changed my mobile number, email address and left the country for 3 years. I understand.

 

[Arkadia]

I need to decide whether to kill my husband or just divorce him

Start eating Raw Garlic, he won't even come close to you.

Garlic has been known to have 90 different medicinal properties, known to kill any unruly bacteria lurking around

 

[grizzlym]

Start eating Raw Garlic, he won't even come close to you.

Garlic has been known to have 90 different medicinal properties, known to kill any unruly bacteria lurking around

He's Italian, Arkadia, tis going to have the opposite effect.

 

[Off The Couch]

Forget the garlic Arkadia, he is totally immune to that stuff. I'm now thinking a pillow and then pleading insanity.

I figure if I get a lady judge, more female than male jurors and a tape of him snoring and I'm home free

 

[stoner]

Forget the garlic Arkadia, he is totally immune to that stuff. I'm now thinking a pillow and then pleading insanity.

I figure if I get a lady judge, more female than male jurors and a tape of him snoring and I'm home free

Snoring??????

You want to do him in just for snoring???????


Just stick pair of these on your head and go to sleep.

 

[Off The Couch]

You mean that isn't a good enough reason Stoner


Anyways that's just the defence I was going to run with - I bet there are thousands of women who would side with me

 

[Arkadia]

Forget the garlic Arkadia, he is totally immune to that stuff. I'm now thinking a pillow and then pleading insanity.

I figure if I get a lady judge, more female than male jurors and a tape of him snoring and I'm home free

What about a Voodoo Doll, i heard they have a sharp affect when pins are inserted.

 

[Off The Couch]

What about a Voodoo Doll, i heard they have a sharp affect when pins are inserted.

I actually like that idea - if I do have to spend the next 40 years with him then I might as well make it as painful as possible.

Although he probably already thinks he is in hell

 

[grizzlym]

Maybe you need to start a thread CP, along the lines of 'how should I torment my husband today?'

 

[Off The Couch]

Maybe you need to start a thread CP, along the lines of 'how should I torment my husband today?'

On a predominately male site Grizz, I can imagine some of the responses that I would get to that type of thread

 

[grizzlym]

On a predominately male site Grizz, I can imagine some of the responses that I would get to that type of thread

It's called doing a research group on your target audience. But then again, I've known some women who have had an innate ability to hone in on a weakness like an Excocet Missile.

 

[Off The Couch]

Men were given brute strength grizz - us women a wily mind. That's why we have that innate ability to zone in on weaknesses.

We think things through and go over it time and time again, we then bide our time and then we strike (similar to the black widow) whereas guys have a tendency to just act spontaneously.

The good news is not all of us use it to cause pain

 

[grizzlym]

The good news is not all of us use it to cause pain

Yes, I've heard that myth.

I know about the honing in a weakness thing. My ex used to leave half drunk cups of tea around the place. Never finished a cup. And I would always find myself picking 'em up, emptying them out etc. One day I asked her why she never finished a cup of tea, and she replied, 'because it annoys you'.

 

[Off The Couch]

Yes, I've heard that myth.

I know about the honing in a weakness thing. My ex used to leave half drunk cups of tea around the place. Never finished a cup. And I would always find myself picking 'em up, emptying them out etc. One day I asked her why she never finished a cup of tea, and she replied, 'because it annoys you'.

Sorry grizz but I actually laughed out loud at that one.

I do believe though that we may have stumbled upon something unique to Italians because when I ask my husband why he is doing something the way he does it he says 'does it annoy you' and when I reply in the affirmative he responds with 'well there is your answer'.