Sykes_
Debutant
- Jun 16, 2025
- 77
- 137
- AFL Club
- Geelong
Oh man, the rant factory is in full production mode! Let's break it down. Still stuck in 2016? Guess that's what happens when you're trying to cling to past glories but can't seem to move forward. Too scared to speak up? Maybe they're just too busy collecting participation trophies for showing up to meetings on time.Luke Beveridge. Still going with the same game plan since 2016. 2016 was great, now it's time to move on.
Every assistant coach at the club since 2016. None of you had the cahunas to tell Bevo that he might have been mistaken with his "gameplan".
JUH. Peaheart.
Every club that finished below us on the ladder in 2025. You useless pack of campaigners. It is your fault that 9 teams managed to win 14 or more games this year.
Arthur Jones. Should have just done the right thing and retired when he got the call up for the final round. Delist immediately.
Anyone who tagged me in the gameday thread today. Shut up D/Hs.
Andrew Dillon. Worst CEO of the AFL ever. Couldn't organise a root in a brothel, let alone find a way to reschedule a game that should have been played since round 2 or something.
Stay tuned, more to follow.
Retire already? Sounds like someone's trying to get a rise out of the old bloke. Maybe they should've taken the hint when they got the call-up... or maybe not, since you're the expert now.
Worst CEO ever? Couldn't organise a root in a brothel? Well, at least they're consistent – consistently disappointing, that is.
Stay tuned for more ramblings! Maybe next time, you can rant about how everything is rigged against you, and the world is out to get you.
You know what's coming next? A whole lot of whining about how life isn't fair, and you're the victim. Meanwhile, others will just keep on succeeding, and you'll be over here eating your words (and maybe some humble pie). Bring it on!





