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Guys,
I know there are a few big Arrested Development fans out there... thought we could put in some of our favourite quotes and clips.
To me, this is the greatest show the US has ever produced. I even named my two cats Gob and Tobias, and by twist of irony, Tobias turned out to be a girl. Kept the name though
Here be some quotes:
Lucille: Here’s some money. Go see a Star War
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it? Michael: That’s a cross. Maeby: Across from where?
Gob: Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear. Michael: Gob, weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act? Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear either.
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to... Tobias F*nke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Tobias F*nke: Nothing wrong with that. Tobias F*nke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Tobias F*nke: It's out of context. Tobias F*nke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak. Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. Tobias F*nke: Tobias, you blowhard!
I know there are a few big Arrested Development fans out there... thought we could put in some of our favourite quotes and clips.
To me, this is the greatest show the US has ever produced. I even named my two cats Gob and Tobias, and by twist of irony, Tobias turned out to be a girl. Kept the name though

Here be some quotes:
Lucille: Here’s some money. Go see a Star War
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it? Michael: That’s a cross. Maeby: Across from where?
Gob: Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear. Michael: Gob, weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act? Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear either.
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to... Tobias F*nke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Tobias F*nke: Nothing wrong with that. Tobias F*nke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Tobias F*nke: It's out of context. Tobias F*nke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak. Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. Tobias F*nke: Tobias, you blowhard!





