The 'never' game

[Pivo]

Pretty straight forward - tell the Scratching Post what you've never done

I've never watched 'Titanic', 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show', 'Grease' (or it's sequel) or any movie with Harry Potter in the title.

Never read the "Da Vinci Code" or a book with a character called Harry Potter.

Never been to the US or Europe.

And finally, I never, never want to see Geelong beaten by Collingwood like they were in rd. 9, 2008 again.

 

[FoxC]

I have never gone out with a Collingwood supporter!

Have never contemplated watching or reading 'Lord of the Rings'.

I reckon changing the game to What you have done might keep it going longer, Mr Pivot?

 

[Shell]

And finally, I never, never want to see Geelong beaten by Collingwood like they were in rd. 9, 2008 again.

Eh 2006 was alot worse.

-shudder-

 

[Shell]

Have never contemplated watching or reading 'Lord of the Rings'.
?

Dam. Wish I could ****ing say that.

 

[Pivo]

I have never gone out with a Collingwood supporter!

Have never contemplated watching or reading 'Lord of the Rings'.

I reckon changing the game to What you have done might keep it going longer, Mr Pivot?

I'm sure there are plenty of other things you have never done FoxC

 

[FoxC]

Dam. Wish I could ****ing say that.

Why, was it a waste of time Shell? I actually didn't mind Harry Potter, kiddy stuff and all, but there's something about the Rings I didn't like.

I'm sure there are plenty of other things you have never done FoxC

True. I have never been out on a date with Shell.

 

[re cat]

I have never gone out with a Collingwood supporter!

Have never contemplated watching or reading 'Lord of the Rings'.

I reckon changing the game to What you have done might keep it going longer, Mr Pivot?

I will never marry a Collingwood supporter again

 

[Shell]

Why, was it a waste of time Shell? I actually didn't mind Harry Potter, kiddy stuff and all, but there's something about the Rings I didn't like.



True. I have never been out on a date with Shell.

Yes you would rather go out with Ninty wouldnt you.

And dont get me started on BOTR. It'll be better for everyone if I dont start ranting about that...


I wish i could say I've never barracked for any team other than Geelong.
Dam my early North Melbourne phase when i was 6/7 years old.

 

[Pivo]

Eh 2006 was alot worse.

-shudder-

Yeah, that was bad. I had successfully erased that memory until you brought it up again.

 

[Shell]

Sorry Pivo.

Will never speak of that night again. Not that I remember much. I left 5 mins into the 3rd!!!!

 

[SJ]

Never been admitted to hospital.

Never been to a wedding.

 

[ripitup27]

I will never go out with a Collingwood supporter again.
I will never go to Room 99 in Geelong again.
I have never broken a bone.
I have never supported another team.
I have never left a game early.

 

[Shell]

Never been admitted to hospital.

Never been to a wedding.

You're lucky on both counts. Hospitals are never pleasant places to be in and weddings, in general, are as boring as bat shit!!

 

[FoxC]

Yes you would rather go out with Ninty wouldnt you.

Yeah of course.

Shhh, I don't want Chappy 35 to get excited and harass me.

I wish i could say I've never barracked for any team other than Geelong.
Dam my early North Melbourne phase when i was 6/7 years old.

But you did leave the dark side. You have redeemed yourself. You're forgiven.

 

[thejester]

Never broken a bone.

Never watched Titanic.

 

[Ninty]

I've never broken a bone.
I've never watched Titanic.
I've never left the country.

I've never been drunk.
I never lose a game.

Oh, and sorry to shatter your dreams... but...
I never date MALES... I:

 

[Shell]

I have never left a game early.

Whoa, that is pretty impressive. I left the Carlton-Ricarrdi game early. Yes it served me right.

But you did leave the dark side. You have redeemed yourself. You're forgiven.

At least I never barracked for Essendon.

Hey thats one! I have never barracked for Essendon.

 

[Shell]

I never lose a game.
I:

-cough- um excuse me, i hate to shatter your little illusion you got going there.. but do i dare mention "Phase 10"?!?!?!?!?

 

[FoxC]

Oh, and sorry to shatter your dreams... but...
I never date MALES... I:

Shell and Eliza will never recover from their disappointment.

I promise never to sit amongst Collingwood ferals at their home game again.

 

[Pivo]

I never finished my second degree
I've never been in a fist fight
I've never dated a guy (where the hell is this heading?)

 

[fugsy]

I've never been to a losing AFL game in 2008

 

[eliiiiza]

I've never broken a bone.
I've never watched Titanic.
I've never left the country.

I've never been drunk.
I never lose a game.

Oh, and sorry to shatter your dreams... but...
I never date MALES... I:

You are the worst drunk EVER.

I've never had a cavity...

 

[crosby123]

Never broken a bone.
Never been to a funeral.
Never seen any of the Godfather movies
Never met an AFL footballer

 

[FTW_]

Never dated a girl, never murdered anyone, never been drunk, never seen The Notebook, never been out of the country, never been to WA/SA/NT/ACT/Tas, never been into a nightclub, never done a propper all-nighter, never stayed up past 6am, never moved out of home, never spent more than 3 weeks away from home, never been to Ballarat, never met anyone from Indonesia, never broken a bone, never torn a ligament, never seen a wild snake with my own eyes, never been to an international game of cricket, never gone out with someone younger than me, never met any famous singers or actors, never liked sauerkraut, never eaten a cheese + vegemite sandwich...

I could go on forever. There's a lot of stuff I've never done.

 

[fugsy]

never eaten a cheese + vegemite sandwich...

You have not lived.