The Premature Ejaculation thread

[Embers]

Anytime a fellow board member, commentator player or coach makes a comment way before he should of

Tonights award for premature ejaculating goes to the Channel 10 commentary team. 5 mins before half time they were discussing the birth of Carlton dominance and 10 mins before full time they were discussing Carlton breaking Sydneys 25 game losing streak record

Also a mention for Walls with Richos sealer, Waite goals 30 seconds later. "GAME ON"

No it wasnt on Wallsy

 

[Croat tiger]

Oh dear I can see this thread won't last.

 

[Embers]

Oh dear I can see this thread won't last.

Why not . Its not that crude. Have you watched Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares on at the family friendly time of 8.30. This is like bible camp compared to that

 

[Embers]

Just wait and see embers this a bay 13 if you ask me.

It is in Bay 13....

 

[Croat tiger]

It is in Bay 13....

Oh sorry I'm very embarrassed.btw wallsy sucks

 

[sdrawkcab]

Did Richmond perform a premature emasculation of Carlton and their fans tonight?

 

[Upgrayedd]

I feel that Walls and Lane will be featuring in this thread a fair bit in the near future

Wait for Walls to call the eagles era of dominance over once brisbane get a 9 point advantage over the eagles.

 

[David3030]

Big footy poster parrot ...

All off season he, she, it? has been posting on Richmond's and Carlton's rooms stating how Carlton would win by at least 80 points, aything less would be a disaster ...

Further, how Carlton have a well balanced and youthful (this part at least is right) list that is full of talent and Richmond's list is a train wreck.

where has the parrot been since last night ...

 

[sydney eagle]

Big footy poster parrot ...

All off season he, she, it? has been posting on Richmond's and Carlton's rooms stating how Carlton would win by at least 80 points, aything less would be a disaster ...

Further, how Carlton have a well balanced and youthful (this part at least is right) list that is full of talent and Richmond's list is a train wreck.

where has the parrot been since last night ...

Probably stunned ! The parrot is a Norwegian Blue remember, they stun easily.

 

[sunnyTEE]

Well, last night I went to the pub and brought home a nice looking sheila. We started messing around and what not, then before I even got the tip in.... Hang on.

... I am sure I read the title correctly.

 

[oogac]

Probably stunned ! The parrot is a Norwegian Blue remember, they stun easily.

STUNNED?!?

Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.