Media The Rookie Hunger Games [ROUND 1]

[Pugsley]

You want us Rookies to be on Public Display ...like a piece of Meat in the Window ?

Leave your meat in your qorts.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You want us Rookies to be on Public Display ...like a piece of Meat in the Window ?

That would be a yes

 

[MrPremiership]

Your turn to be the hero MrP.
You were born for this moment. Your whole life has been leading to this moment.
You have it within you.
The fat FF is a hump of turds and a lazy git that doesn't need any more glamour. He'll stuff it up anyway.
Go for it.
Be the hero.


MrPremiership receives the ball from the stoppage. There is NO ONE around him. How is that even possible?

5 points down, must be only seconds remaining! MrP needs to make a decision quickly!

He runs to 60m out, on the boundary, with a wet footy, kicking into the wind.....he shoots....it sails.......GOALLLLL!!!!!!

The entire stadium goes nuts. SIREN! The Royals have won it. MR PREMIERSHIP IS A F**KING HERO!!!

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Yeah ok, I'm in. What do I win?

 

[Nunez]

No silly, like show dogs. Now stop sniffing Nunez's arse and roll over.

If I had a Nickel for every time someone sniffed my ass I'd be ****ing rich.

Count me in, although my creative prowess may be an unfair advantage.

 

[Far Kern]

Easiest decision of my life.

Look inboard, pretend I haven't seen the meathead in the forward 50, take a bounce, slow a touch, keep "looking for an option" through the middle.

I'm a cowboy...

See. the whole time, Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive is playing in my head. By this stage, old mate at full forward is screaming himself hoarse, waving his arms around, but it's no good because the opposition have gotten numbers back and the contest isn't in our favour. What a shame.

On a steel horse I ride...

The opposition half back has left his man now, and is coming at me to pressure the disposal. He's left his man open though, and I could loop a handball over the top and let him take the shot.

I'm wanted...

But deep down I know he doesn't have the distance in his skinny right leg. So I play the percentages, feign a handpass over the top, but at the last minute tunnel it towards the boundary line. As the wannabe-hero-half-back blinks in disbelief at the audacious play, I'm already past him and madly chasing the loose ball as it rolls end over end towards the line.

(Wanted...)

Fumble the first pick-up, paddle it on, paddle it again, then it sits up. From 55 out I'm right on my range, but I've got a full head of steam and know I've got the journey. Dickhead at full forward has doubled back to the square and is still selfishly calling for the ball. He makes on last lead but we both know where the ball is going. As I slam the ball onto the boot, I can hear Jon in the back of my mind.

Dead or alive...



Of course, the kick is an absolute shank. The kind of floater you only ever see in a pub toilet on Mexican Parma Night.

But as planned (As. *******. Planned. I tell the coach...) Caveman at FF gets a soft free kick for holding the man and lines up for the premiership-winning goal from the top of the square.

We both know he'd have missed from 30 out.

Really wanted that ball to go five metres into the crowd at HF 55 out and for you to tap it back in to yourself, no whistle, play on...

 

[Matty411]

Matty411 you can only tag 5 people per post.

You want us Rookies to be on Public Display ...like a piece of Meat in the Window ?

Yeah ok, I'm in. What do I win?

Respect and a badge*. Rookies often get overlooked and apart from the Rising Star and EKA, where else is your recognition? Take this by the balls and step up.

*I can't actually promise that, but could ask the question. A mockingbird badge would be epic. Cloud_ ?

 

[Matty411]

Easiest decision of my life.

Look inboard, pretend I haven't seen the meathead in the forward 50, take a bounce, slow a touch, keep "looking for an option" through the middle.

I'm a cowboy...

See. the whole time, Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive is playing in my head. By this stage, old mate at full forward is screaming himself hoarse, waving his arms around, but it's no good because the opposition have gotten numbers back and the contest isn't in our favour. What a shame.

On a steel horse I ride...

The opposition half back has left his man now, and is coming at me to pressure the disposal. He's left his man open though, and I could loop a handball over the top and let him take the shot.

I'm wanted...

But deep down I know he doesn't have the distance in his skinny right leg. So I play the percentages, feign a handpass over the top, but at the last minute tunnel it towards the boundary line. As the wannabe-hero-half-back blinks in disbelief at the audacious play, I'm already past him and madly chasing the loose ball as it rolls end over end towards the line.

(Wanted...)

Fumble the first pick-up, paddle it on, paddle it again, then it sits up. From 55 out I'm right on my range, but I've got a full head of steam and know I've got the journey. Dickhead at full forward has doubled back to the square and is still selfishly calling for the ball. He makes on last lead but we both know where the ball is going. As I slam the ball onto the boot, I can hear Jon in the back of my mind.

Dead or alive...



Of course, the kick is an absolute shank. The kind of floater you only ever see in a pub toilet on Mexican Parma Night.

But as planned (As. *******. Planned. I tell the coach...) Caveman at FF gets a soft free kick for holding the man and lines up for the premiership-winning goal from the top of the square.

We both know he'd have missed from 30 out.

 

[Barrybran]

Part I. What’s going through your head at that moment?

Too easy! Absolutely nothing. Literally nothing is going through my head. I sound cool, calm and collected, right? Nah. I'm about to ****. RIGHT. UP.

Part II. Call the final moments of the Qooty Commentary and the direct aftermath of the result.

Check this out...

4 : 24 {rFP} - And brahj gets it.
Las Vegas Bears : 8.7.55
West Coast Wonders : 9.4.58

A minute to score three points is doable but probably a bit much. Good thing the sim doesn't know how to flood back.

4 : 24.06 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Miguel Sanchez.
4 : 24.18 {rW} - Now Barrybran has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.24 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Tandy.

Kick it forward Baz. KICK IT FORWARD!

CMON BEARSSSSSS
LETS DO THIS

HOLD ME

ew

WHO THE **** MOVES A RUCK TO THE BACK POCKET. IM hHAVING A PERFECT SEASON DOMINATING NEARLY EVERY STATISTIC POSSIBLE AND YOU MOVE ME TO THE ******* BACK POCKET.

This is too much

4 : 24.3 {C} - Beutbrute was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.

THATS ******

Elton Johns Wig we got a melt here.

I've shit the bed haven't I

MURDER THE ROOKIE!

Ill finish the rest when Doctor Gero posts

Yeah I think this is your fault

LMFAO

Kick to high, or I ran under the ball

4 : 24.38 {rW} - JT_the_Man with a little space.
4 : 24.45 {rW} - That's a fantasic tackle by Argas Tuft.
4 : 24.49 {lW} - Argas Tuft breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 24.53 {lW} - Handballs over the top to brahj.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 8.7.55
West Coast Wonders : 9.4.58
=====================================



Match Over!

Remember kids - kick the ball FORWARD

 

[Blue__Balls]

Too easy! Absolutely nothing. Literally nothing is going through my head. I sound cool, calm and collected, right? Nah. I'm about to ****. RIGHT. UP.


Check this out...







































Remember kids - kick the ball FORWARD

Isn't this like copy + pasting your Term 2 "What I did on the weekend..." writing exercise for the end of year Social Sciences exam?

 

[Barrybran]

Isn't this like copy + pasting your Term 2 "What I did on the weekend..." writing exercise for the end of year Social Sciences exam?

Yes but I'm directly responsible for this travesty - something I believe other rookies will struggle to match.

 

[Matty411]

Yes but I'm directly responsible for this travesty - something I believe other rookies will struggle to match.

I hope you'll produce something a little different, more expressive in store should you make it to the next round

 

[KohPhi]

Also, editing tags into an existing post only serves to make you look less incompetent, it doesn't send out a notification to the taggees.

You'll have to tag all the rookies again, and I'd suggest that, in light of Chief's advice to committee, you only tag 5 players per post, as often extended tagging powers don't work due to an issue with Xenforo.

Is he a mod? Who does he play for?

 

[Ant Bear]

Is he a mod? Who does he play for?

Hey, remember committee?

Look up Chief's thread from a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Barrybran]

I hope you'll produce something a little different, more expressive in store should you make it to the next round

I'd argue that this is different. How many players, let alone rookies, can produce highlights of themselves choking in response to how to handle a crunch time situation? Checkmate, atheist.

 

[Matty411]

I'd argue that this is different. How many players, let alone rookies, can produce highlights of themselves choking in response to how to handle a crunch time situation? Checkmate, atheist.

Also... are you assuming my (lack of) religious belief or is there a group of which you're roping me into with prejudice that I'm not aware of called 'athes'?

 

[KohPhi]

Hey, remember committee?

Look up Chief's thread from a couple of weeks ago.

Nope.. sorry, cant find any mod by the name of Xenforo.

 

[Ant Bear]

Nope.. sorry, cant find any mod by the name of Xenforo.

The creators of Xenforo have been ignoring this issue for years:

Only the first 5 people @ mentioned in a post will ever get an alert for that mention.

Don't ask me, I don't know what they are doing. We're going to version 2 post-season anyway.

 

[KohPhi]

Oh my Lord.

 

[Beutbrute]

Part I. What’s going through your head at that moment?

I'm so glad KohPhi gave such an inspirational pep talk today, I'm on fire. Is that Dingster calling for the ball on the lead? if it is I'll kick it to him, if it's okeydoke7 I'll have a shot myself cause he's got the yips.

Part II. Call the final moments of the Qooty Commentary and the direct aftermath of the result.

Tony: And Beutbrute morks the ball on the wing. He plays on

Max: First the left foot followed by the right, then the left, then the right again, then that familiar left foot right foot combination

Bill (opens door) "It's called running Max ya ********!

Tony: He's about to get tackled by grumbleguts

Max: In comes haydo and lays a huuuuge shepherd.

MG: grumbleguts hit the deck like a sack of spuds didn't he?

IC: Yes, he did hit the sack like deck of ... sack the deck like a spud of ... what did you say again Gibbo?

MG: Never mind. Beutbrute kicks the ball and finds Dingster on the lead. That was a beautiful play by Beutbrute, he's been a class above today.

IC: Dingster kicks for goal and Oh, and hasn't he kicked that out of his a*se. That is a big fat six all the way.....F*ck you says Stephen Fleming to Jason Gillespie. That's one of the biggest hits since the beatles.

BL: And there goes the siren. The wonders win it to go #firsttosix that's
right, run for cover ya littel bastards, we thrashed the pants of ya. Go and run and hide in the dressing room. We're gonna UGGHHH *Bill grimaces as he is punched hard in the stomach by an unknown person, to shut him up*

Richie revealing himself to be that person We'll be back here at the MCG, in just a few moments........ I don't f*cking believe this is happening. For f*ck's sake Geoff, do something about this will you..it's like a battlefield in here.

 

[Dingster]

Too easy! Absolutely nothing. Literally nothing is going through my head. I sound cool, calm and collected, right? Nah. I'm about to ****. RIGHT. UP.


Check this out...







































Remember kids - kick the ball FORWARD

I like this a lot.

 

[Dingster]

Is that Dingster calling for the ball on the lead? if it is I'll kick it to him, if it's okeydoke7 I'll have a shot myself cause he's got the yips.

Sucked in okeydoke7

 

[Dingster]

Cool do we inbox our response or post it so the others can see and beat it?

Yeah you can PM to me if you like, mate. Otherwise posting here is fine - whatever you feel comfortable with.

grumbleguts I didn't bring you into this league to be a soft****. Stand and deliver lad!

 

[Sab22]

Part I. What’s going through your head at that moment?

Sarah: Wayne, what is Sab22s mindset right now?

Wayne: Probably thinking about going full Lebron, so basically carrying Wonders across the line but knowing him, he would choke, I mean look at his form lol and he should just handball it to someone but if he sees a hot bird, that's it and he would turn into the most arrogant cocky show off in the league even out beating his own teammate Okey.

Camera view of the sky... a bird flies by... and Sab22 spots it

Part II. Call the final moments of the Qooty Commentary and the direct aftermath of the result.

Sarah: SAB22 HAS THE BALL WHAT DOES HE DO WITH, CLOCKS TICKING 30 TO GO!

BRAB: SHUT UP SARAH

Sarah: BRAB YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOMENT OF HIS SHORT CAREER

BRAB: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS

Sarah: SAB22 RUNS ALONG THE BOUNDARY LINE, DOES A DUSTYY ON HIS OWN TEAMMATE, SPINS OUT OF BARRYBRANS TACKLE, WHAT A CAMPAIGNER MOVE!

BRAB: ....

Sarah: SAB22 HANDBALLS IT AT KDAVVA74S HEAD, SOMEHOW GETS IT BACK CLOSING IN ON THE GOAL WITH 10 TO GO

(Crowd)BLERN: LETS GOOOO SAB! WOW WHAT A GUN!

BRAB: WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS KID, KICK THE BALL TO NUNEZ

Sarah: UM NUNEZ DOESNT PLAY FOR WONDERS

BRAB: BUT BUT I LOVE NUNEZ

Sarah: SAB22 DOESNT SEE JOSHWOODENSPOON COMING AT HIM LIKE A RHINOOO, OH NO SAB22 WITH THE SIDE STEP, JOSH HITS HAYDO WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING

BRAB: HAHA WISH IT WAS KDAVVA74 INSTEAD OF HAYDO

Sarah: SAB22 KICKS IT AROUND HIS BODY, THE SIREN SOUNDS, THE FOOTY IS ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND NO ONE TOUCHES IT, HAVE THE BEARS WON???

BRAB: UM WHAT IS SAB22 DOING??

Sarah: THE BALL HAS ROLLED THROUGH THE GOALS!!! THE WONDERS WIN, WHAT A GAME (shouldve stayed with the Wonders)

BRAB: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, WE NEED A BEST OF 3 SERIES

Sarah: GOING ACROSS TO REPORTER TJASTA

TJ: HAS YOU CAN SEE WHAT A STUNNING GAME, SAB22 IS CELEBRATING BY HIMSELF AS MOST OF HIS TEAM PASSED OUT DURING PRE GAME PREP, WHILE HAYDO IS ON HIS WAY TO DENTIST AND I THINK EJW IS IN TEARS, OH EXCLUSIVE VIEW AT OKEYDOKE SMILING FOR ONCE!

crowd(furies): SAB22! SAB22! SAB22! AS THEY SEEK HIS SIGNATURE FOR SEASON 27.

BRAB: IM ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTED

WFL: SO WAS YOUR....

Sarah: ANYWAYS, IT WAS A BRILLIANT GRAND FINAL DOWN HERE AT SABCG AS THE STADIUM HAD A NAME CHANGE DUE TO THE OUTRAGEOUS PERFORMANCE BY NON EKA MEDALIST SAB22

BLERN: LOVE YA SAB!

 

[Matty411]

Feel free to tag your fellow rooks given I've consistently shown obvious disrespect for tagging by-laws.