Game Day The Scum VS Collingwood

[jannissary]

Is that a quote from their board, or did you ask ChatGPT to pretend it was a Carlton supporter?

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H O S K I N - E L L I O T

 

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E L L I O T

 

[Chronz]

B I L L Y

 

[Chronz]

How ****en good is Roan? WOW!

 

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Elmer_Hauser

 

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[frggr]

Zac Williams kicking goals

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Game over.
Bluebaggers on fire

 

[jannissary]

wonder how many goal oppos turdnow will pass off tonight

 

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#freekickscumbags

 

[Plugger35]

Zac Williams on fire, probably only a matter of time until he gets injured again and subbed off.

 

[Footy Is Good]

Stick that one up your clacka Blues

 

[Plugger35]

GAGF Membrey

 

[Chronz]

Zac Williams kicking goals

Losing to Carlton.

 

[StackedHunch]

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FYI this is what ChatGPT gave me.

Michael Voss couldn’t coach a shopping trolley down a ramp. Watching him in the box is like watching someone try to defuse a bomb with a spanner and a meat pie. No structure, no system, just a series of increasingly confused stares and post-loss waffle. If this is a rebuild, it’s being done by toddlers with pool noodles.


Charlie Curnow—absolute mirage. Tall, athletic, and utterly useless the second there's a hint of physical contact. One shoulder bump and he’s gone missing like a sock in the wash. Can kick eight against West Coast’s VFL side but folds like origami in games that actually matter. Can someone check if he’s allergic to finals pressure?


Adam Saad might be the most overrated kick in modern football. Sure, he sprints. But then what? Launches it 50 metres sideways to a contest we were never going to win. People keep calling him the new Ange Christou—what? Because he’s got a fade and kicks on the run? Ange could actually hit a target. Saad kicks like he’s wearing clown shoes.


And Jack Silvagni—don’t get me started. Spends more time with his arms out than a bloke on a crucifix. Can’t stick a tackle, can’t win a contest, just flails around like he’s auditioning for a Greek tragedy.


I’m this close to microwaving my membership. And the remote. And possibly my hopes and dreams.

 

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Orazio Flogtasia

 

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Good decision ump

 

[Cold Sober]

FYI this is what ChatGPT gave me.

Michael Voss couldn’t coach a shopping trolley down a ramp. Watching him in the box is like watching someone try to defuse a bomb with a spanner and a meat pie. No structure, no system, just a series of increasingly confused stares and post-loss waffle. If this is a rebuild, it’s being done by toddlers with pool noodles.


Charlie Curnow—absolute mirage. Tall, athletic, and utterly useless the second there's a hint of physical contact. One shoulder bump and he’s gone missing like a sock in the wash. Can kick eight against West Coast’s VFL side but folds like origami in games that actually matter. Can someone check if he’s allergic to finals pressure?


Adam Saad might be the most overrated kick in modern football. Sure, he sprints. But then what? Launches it 50 metres sideways to a contest we were never going to win. People keep calling him the new Ange Christou—what? Because he’s got a fade and kicks on the run? Ange could actually hit a target. Saad kicks like he’s wearing clown shoes.


And Jack Silvagni—don’t get me started. Spends more time with his arms out than a bloke on a crucifix. Can’t stick a tackle, can’t win a contest, just flails around like he’s auditioning for a Greek tragedy.


I’m this close to microwaving my membership. And the remote. And possibly my hopes and dreams.

And then we have you and your arrogant coach, you dickheads will fall on your own sword.

 

[StackedHunch]

And then we have you and your arrogant coach

Occasionally winning finals can have that effect.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Baggers on the way to a belting tonight at the same time as India is bending the Poms over. What a time to be alive

 

[JoinDate]

Geez, St Kilda could really use a bloke like Membrey.

 

[Chronz]

Gotta love these Aint exers we get.

 

[JoinDate]

Gotta love these Aint exers we get.

How handy was that bloke named Luke Ball. What did we give up for him again?

 

[Plugger35]

GAGF Membrey again.

I shouldn't blame him, I should blame the morans at our club that threw him away for nothing.