Toast The Singles Thread...

[King of Ruin]

Oh yeah!! She does it grandpa style.

 

[Sublime]

They've been together for ages haven't they?

Does it count as gold digging if she's probably worth $50 million herself?

 

[Sin City]

Monica Seles engaged to 72-year-old billionaire Tom Golisan

Monica Seles engaged to 72-year-old billionaire Tom Golisan

Freaking gold digger...

 

[Silvagnis]

They've been together for ages haven't they?

Does it count as gold digging if she's probably worth $50 million herself?

I wouldn't chase the Nanna across the road for a billion.

Oh, wait.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Define north?

Brooke cairns

 

[Jatz]

Brooke cairns

Cairns is brilliant. One of the best holidays I've been on.

I definitely see your point there.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Jaysus. Now people are using twitter DMs to crack onto people.

 

[JamisonRun40]

What does DM stand for?

BTW MEB you look absolutely gorgeous in that picture with your future husband.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

What does DM stand for?

BTW MEB you look absolutely gorgeous in that picture with your future husband.

DM=direct message. I tweeted that I was bored being sick at home and THREE different male twitter followers sent me private messages... "entertaining" messages, if you know what I mean.

Thanks love! If only he noticed

 

[JamisonRun40]

I'm sure he did. I hope you deleted those messages straight away.

 

[Aphrodite]

Jaysus. Now people are using twitter DMs to crack onto people.

Block them!

 

[HBF]

*peeking into this thread nervously*

So i'm newly single, who's got some advice for me...??

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

*peeking into this thread nervously*

So i'm newly single, who's got some advice for me...??

Nothing good happens in here!

 

[JamisonRun40]

Sorry HBF, I don't date.

 

[Jatz]

*peeking into this thread nervously*

So i'm newly single, who's got some advice for me...??

Avoid this thread like the plague!

Oh and if you go out on a hot date, make sure you've shaved your whole head

 

[HBF]

Avoid this thread like the plague!

Oh and if you go out on a hot date, make sure you've shaved your whole head

Good tip.
I mean I don't want to leave the house looking like an idiot do I....

 

[Aphrodite]

*peeking into this thread nervously*

So i'm newly single, who's got some advice for me...??

dialadate.com.au

 

[Jatz]

Good tip.
I mean I don't want to leave the house looking like an idiot do I....

If that's you in your Avatar, I don't think any amount of help from us will assist you

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Dating is HORRIBLE these days. I had a fella tell me the other day that "sports and girls don't mix". Most guys my age expect girls to put out ASAP or they aren't keen, and it's all just a bit disheartening really.
I need to find an older guy who has his shit together...not sure if they exist.

 

[HBF]

dialadate.com.au

Might as well go in Tinder Aph....

 

[Jatz]

Dating is HORRIBLE these days. I had a fella tell me the other day that "sports and girls don't mix". Most guys my age expect girls to put out ASAP or they aren't keen, and it's all just a bit disheartening really.
I need to find an older guy who has his shit together...not sure if they exist.

Of course they do. HBF just told you he was free (I tried HBF)

 

[HBF]

If that's you in your Avatar, I don't think any amount of help from us will assist you

Nope, that's Peter Wright - the Scottish darts player and absolute legend.
He changes his mo-hawk every week.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Of course they do. HBF just told you he was free (I tried HBF)

 

[Aphrodite]

Might as well go in Tinder Aph....

SnapChat!

 

[HBF]

SnapChat!

Get some tips off Bootsma.....