No Oppo Supporters The TAN 87 - high society

[DickieKnee]

25°C and blue skies. Perfect weather, about as hot as it needs to be.
Might get a slab after I do the lawns.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Mum's membership arrived.
Year of the Mighty Dons.

 

[kozi]

It's stupid really. Khawasa is 39 years old he ain't going to be around much longer. We won the Ashes so the Melbourne and Sydney tests would have been the perfect time to blood the next generation.

Team will be like norf in a few years absolutely nothing coming thru. Need 5 new batsmen and don’t even have 1

 

[Karp3_dm]

Mum's membership arrived.
Year of the Mighty Dons.
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Inspiring…. So respectful

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Hardly great weather for Qld.
Catastrophic flooding.

Queensland facing a major flooding threat

There are fears of catastrophic flooding not seen since 2019.

7news.com.au

 

[Tiges1229]

bruz the ashes was won almost 2 weeks ago, they are playing friendly matches

Yeah but **** English cricket team I hate the campaigners don’t want them to win ever

 

[All Aust]

Groupie_ kozi don't you 2 peanuts be disagreeing with me ever again, I won't tolerate such nonsense or else I'll throw you both off hell in a cell

Give them a last meal with a drink, they'd readily accept.

 

[kozi]

Give them a last meal with a drink, they'd readily accept.

Had no idea tiramisu was so unpopular thought everyone loved it. It’s grouse but has to be done right ofc, maybe they’ve had some off ones

 

[Groupie_]

hotter than a dogs arse

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Vale Perry Bamonte.
Robert Smith did not have The Cure:
It's Friday I'm on Drugs
Saturday's too late
Rehab is too far away
It's Friday I'm on Drugs

 

[SunshineBoy]

Vale Perry Bamonte.
Robert Smith did not have The Cure:
It's Friday I'm on Drugs
Saturday's too late
Rehab is too far away
It's Friday I'm on Drugs
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Lived in face

 

[SunshineBoy]

Enzed changing laws

Home Invasions Reframed as ‘Unexpected Residential Visits’

Police and community leaders are urging calm after a new terminology update quietly reclassified home invasions as “unexpected residential visits.”

The change, introduced as part of a broader language refresh aimed at “reducing negative connotations,” encourages the public to view late-night break-ins not as crimes, but as unscheduled interactions between housing participants.

Under the updated guidance, residents are asked to avoid phrases such as “someone broke into my house” and instead use “I hosted an unexpected visit involving property redistribution.”

A spokesperson for the Community Language Alignment Unit said words matter.
“When we say home invasion, it implies intent,” the spokesperson explained.

“When we say unexpected residential visit, it opens the door to understanding, dialogue, and possibly sharing the spare change jar.”

Police confirmed they are trialling the language in incident reports, with officers now asking victims questions such as:

“Were the visitors emotionally regulated?”

“Did the visit feel rushed, or more exploratory in nature?”

Locals, however, remain unconvinced.

Greymouth tradie Hugh Jardon, who recently experienced what police logged as a “high-energy residential interaction,” said the new terminology didn’t quite capture the vibe.

“Look, I was in bed, mate,” Jardon said.
“Three blokes came through the lounge window at 2am, one of them stood on my dog, and they left with my tools and the missus’ air fryer.”
“If that’s a visit, I’d hate to see what they call a bloody dinner party.”

Jardon added that he attempted to “listen without judgement” as recommended but found it difficult while being told to lie still and not make eye contact.

“I tried engaging. Asked what brought them round. Got told to shut up. Very one-sided kōrero, to be honest.”
Police say the terminology update does not change enforcement, though officers have been advised to use “gentler phrasing” when responding to calls.

For example:

Burglary → Unconsented interior tour

Assault → Hands-on conflict resolution

Weapon → Strongly persuasive object

Despite concerns, officials insist the shift will help communities heal.

“Language shapes reality,” the spokesperson said.
“And if we change the words enough, eventually people will stop noticing their houses are being broken into.”

At time of publication, Hugh Jardon confirmed he has installed new security cameras, reinforced the windows, and placed a sign on his front door reading:

“Unexpected Residential Visits By Appointment Only.”

 

[kozi]

hotter than a dogs arse

Not gettin above 30 after today for the next two weeks

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Mint

 

[DickieKnee]

Had no idea tiramisu was so unpopular thought everyone loved it. It’s grouse but has to be done right ofc, maybe they’ve had some off ones

Yeah a well made tiramisu is good. I prefer baklava as a wog dessert but it has to be made well also.

 

[DickieKnee]

A week of near perfect weather coming up.

 

[Groupie_]

Had no idea tiramisu was so unpopular thought everyone loved it. It’s grouse but has to be done right ofc, maybe they’ve had some off ones

ill take the 90s peppermint crisp chocolate ripple cream cake over tiramisu though

 

[DickieKnee]

Just smashed a can of Coopers Mid Ale in 2 minutes flat.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Ben Crosley is the Cuck.
No longer appears in Tess' social media.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Never had a mediocre tiramisu.
Always enjoy it.

 

[DickieKnee]

Never had a mediocre tiramisu.
Always enjoy it.

Buy one from Woolworths, I had one a couple of weeks ago. Was arse

 

[Groupie_]

Just smashed a can of Coopers Mid Ale in 2 minutes flat.

had 5 melb cans last night

nit drinking til wed night

 

[kozi]

Yeah a well made tiramisu is good. I prefer baklava as a wog dessert but it has to be made well also.

They’re on different levels. Baklava is much better but also way harder to make

Had these turkish delight stuffed pastries made by a 75 year old wog grandma were fuggn epic

 

[kozi]

These ones too stuffed with marmalade cream and different types of jam so grouse

 

[All Aust]

Had no idea tiramisu was so unpopular thought everyone loved it. It’s grouse but has to be done right ofc, maybe they’ve had some off ones

Picky campaigners. They can all eat air and a side of Bischoff with their Blah, blah, blah.