The Weird Al Yankovic 'parody and troll a club's song' FlogALong

[Elmer_Judd]

Let's get it started

Scum Old Needlewood forever
Druggies lay around our place
Slice by slice they inject each other
To uphold the Needlewood Name
See Needlewood choke in Grand Finals
The Boston Strangler would be proud
The truly pissant and pathetic team in this league
Is the grubby old Collingwood

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Oh we're from Tampon Land
A Bloody Gushing, we're from Tampon Land
In any bedroom, you'll see Dimma being a sleaze

Trying to get his dick in
Whilst on field, his players try and try
And play with limp dicks

Oh we're from Tampon Land
Brooke and Trent's marriage is something to abhor
Like the Tampons of Old
Richmond are used up and sore
TAMPONS - 3 decades of future rebuild
Oh We're from Tampon Land

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

*Yankovic

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Let's get it started

Scum Old Needlewood forever
Druggies lay around our place
Slice by slice they inject each other
To uphold the Needlewood Name
See Needlewood choke in Grand Finals
The Boston Strangler would be proud
The truly pissant and pathetic team in this league
Is the grubby old Collingwood

Oh we're from Tampon Land
A Bloody Gushing, we're from Tampon Land
In any bedroom, you'll see Dimma being a sleaze

Trying to get his dick in
Whilst on field, his players try and try
And play with limp dicks

Oh we're from Tampon Land
Brooke and Trent's marriage is something to abhor
Like the Tampons of Old
Richmond are used up and sore
TAMPONS - 3 decades of future rebuild
Oh We're from Tampon Land

They're the worst songs ever written, shameful as a matter of fact.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh we're from Tampon Land
A Bloody Gushing, we're from Tampon Land
In any bedroom, you'll see Dimma being a sleaze

Trying to get his dick in
Whilst on field, his players try and try
And play with limp dicks

Oh we're from Tampon Land
Brooke and Trent's marriage is something to abhor
Like the Tampons of Old
Richmond are used up and sore
TAMPONS - 3 decades of future rebuild
Oh We're from Tampon Land

1/10 Just gonna leave this here so you can see how it should be done

Game - A new club song for Tuggers to learn

Sing along! OH WE'RE FROM DIVER LAND A FLOPPING FURY WE’RE FROM DIVER LAND IN ANY WEATHER YOU WILL SEE US WITH A GRIN FLOPPING ON OUR CHINS IF WE’RE BEHIND THEN NEVERMIND WE’LL STAGE AND FLOP AND WHINGE FOR WE'RE FROM DIVER LAND... WE DON'T STOP FLOPPING 'TIL THE FINAL SIREN'S GONE LIKE THE...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Triggering Tiger]

1/10 Just gonna leave this here so you can see how it should be done

Game - A new club song for Tuggers to learn

Sing along! OH WE'RE FROM DIVER LAND A FLOPPING FURY WE’RE FROM DIVER LAND IN ANY WEATHER YOU WILL SEE US WITH A GRIN FLOPPING ON OUR CHINS IF WE’RE BEHIND THEN NEVERMIND WE’LL STAGE AND FLOP AND WHINGE FOR WE'RE FROM DIVER LAND... WE DON'T STOP FLOPPING 'TIL THE FINAL SIREN'S GONE LIKE THE...

www.bigfooty.com

And this is the reason why we don't overindulge in alcohol children.

 

[Laphroaig]

* me.

This joint is rooted.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

* me.

This joint is rooted.

Go and wipe your arse properly idiot

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Oh we're from Tampon Land
A Bloody Gushing, we're from Tampon Land
In any bedroom, you'll see Dimma being a sleaze

Trying to get his dick in
Whilst on field, his players try and try
And play with limp dicks

Oh we're from Tampon Land
Brooke and Trent's marriage is something to abhor
Like the Tampons of Old
Richmond are used up and sore
TAMPONS - 3 decades of future rebuild
Oh We're from Tampon Land

This misogyny is why you need to join up to Alcoholics Anonymous.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

This misogyny is why you need to join up to Alcoholics Anonymous.

Haha

 

[Footy Is The Win]

This misogyny is why you need to join up to Alcoholics Anonymous.

You tell 'em Princess

 

[FISTO]

Yankovic? sounds Croatian

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

* me.

This joint is rooted.

Reigning FOTY not happy with standard of Bay posting; film at 11

 

[Elmer_Judd]

See the Meth heads sell low, low
As the price drops at Tulla
Mark Thompson may prefer Thai Lady Boys
But it's not out business to name and shame
See the Meth Heads sell low, low
Kevin Sheedy is senile
Essington can get ****ed
Their past players are all drug wrecked
See the Meth Heads sell low

 

[Triggering Tiger]

See the Meth heads sell low, low
As the price drops at Tulla
Mark Thompson may prefer Thai Lady Boys
But it's not out business to name and shame
See the Meth Heads sell low, low
Kevin Sheedy is senile
Essington can get ****ed
Their past players are all drug wrecked
See the Meth Heads sell low

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

OP clearly a druggie

 

[Plugger35]

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Yeah nah.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Oh They're from Henpecked land
A Cuck Household Fury
They're from Henpecked land
In any weather
Brooke keeps Trent on a leash
Wearing a Gimp Mask and flogging him on the shin
Whilst Trent leans back and begs for more and more of her whip
Oh They're from Henpecked land
There is a reason why Trent has never sired a boy
Like the Cucks of Old
The women run their household
Oh They're from Henpecked land !!!!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Oh They're from Henpecked land
A Cuck Household Fury
They're from Henpecked land
In any weather
Brooke keeps Trent on a leash
Wearing a Gimp Mask and flogging him on the shin
Whilst Trent leans back and begs for more and more of her whip
Oh They're from Henpecked land
There is a reason why Trent has never sired a boy
Like the Cucks of Old
The women run their household
Oh They're from Henpecked land !!!!

It's not getting any better dude.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh They're from Henpecked land
A Cuck Household Fury
They're from Henpecked land
In any weather
Brooke keeps Trent on a leash
Wearing a Gimp Mask and flogging him on the shin
Whilst Trent leans back and begs for more and more of her whip
Oh They're from Henpecked land
There is a reason why Trent has never sired a boy
Like the Cucks of Old
The women run their household
Oh They're from Henpecked land !!!!

Started poorly, went downhill in the middle but picked up a bit at the end

3/10

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Divvy this crap

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Divvy this crap

Nice Milt ...

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Nice Milt ...

Why are you so obsessed with running down Brooke and tampons,?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Weeee are the pansy bois,
We are the, dan-cing, pansy bois
We're the team,
that likes to dress in drag
Go out on the town
to find a shag
Weeee love the sho-wers
We're there for ho-urs
We smell like flow-ers
And all the rent boi's do love dancing
With the famous, pansy bois!

Oh we're from Tiger-land
the weak and spineless
we're from Tiger-land
you never see us smiling
'cos we never win
It's the way it's always been
Members buy their season tickets
chuck 'em in the bin
Oh we're from Tiger-land
we hide and cower
til the fin-al, si-rens gone!
Like the Tigers of old!
We crumble and fold!
Oh we're from Ti-ger
WATCH US COLLAPSE
Oh we're from Ti-gerrr Laaaand