Things a boundary umpire in Geelong can't see

[Mofra]

Bay,

I get it. Sometimes things are hard to see, like who kicks the ball over the boundary line at Kardinia Park.
Here are some other things that the boundary umpires last night might have trouble seeing.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

 

[Chief]

 

[Purple Suit]

Two wings

 

[Tyler Durden007]

The incident in question was RIFOM, and at real life speed I thought it came off the Crer's foot.

Why did he just stand the mark and not protest harder?

In any case justice was done as the same happened for der Crer's in an earlier incident that resulted in a flagrant miscarriage of justice in a Crer's goal.

 

[WA ROO]

Why is the decision being consided a mistake?
I was deliberate

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Why is the decision being consided a mistake?
I was deliberate

Because it happened against the Sooks of South Australia, every year an 'error' apparently happens against the Cows.

 

[frggr]

This

 

[WA ROO]

Because it happened against the Sooks of South Australia, every year an 'error' apparently happens against the Cows.

The VFL bought in a another new rule with enough grey area to help engineer the required results

 

[frggr]

The VFL bought in a another new rule with enough grey area to help engineer the required results

It's the CFL and they only engineer results in Geelong's favour

 

[catscratchfever]

At Kardinia Park we use orbiting space lasers to temporarily blind umps when the need arises.

 

[frggr]

At Kardinia Park we use orbiting space lasers to temporarily blind umps when the need arises.

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I just flash em my Robin Nahas at the opportune moment

 

[V23]

At Kardinia Park we use orbiting space lasers to temporarily blind umps when the need arises.

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Must have used them on the construction team when they were building the stadium too

 

[frggr]

Must have used them on the construction team when they were building the stadium too

Ikon Park. That's it. That's the joke.

 

[V23]

Ikon Park. That's it. That's the joke.

You’re talking about the home of AFLW, m7

 

[frggr]

You’re talking about the home of AFLW, m7

The closest thing Carlton have to a good team

 

[R0GUE]

Should've been a 50m penalty to the Cats as well. Umpire in question must be made to sit through watching our cheat GF wins as punishment.

 

[Chronz]

 

[frggr]

Any of their black and white striped friends

 

[the avoca drover]

I like seeing Adelaide getting ripped off.
It’s funny hearing them whinge.

 

[emuboy]

If they had been a lookout on the Titanic in 1912 I think the ship would have hit the iceberg around noon on a fine and sunny day.