Things that occur more often than an Essendon Finals win.

[Dirty Bird]

I'll start.

San Marino Wins a soccer match

What else you got?

 

[the avoca drover]

Halley's Comet - Wikipedia

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[Mofra]

Geomagnetic reversal - Wikipedia

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[frggr]

I'll start.

San Marino Wins a soccer match

What else you got?

Ken Hinkley gets a contract extension

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

BC=Before Cheating

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

@Triggering Tugger gets a root

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Global pandemics

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Global pandemics

Look who’s back after going missing for 2 weeks when his team got bundled out of finals again

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

@Triggering Tugger gets a root

Scully gives up meth for the day.

 

[James Colorado]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Me winning a multi thousand jackpot win on the Pokies

Oh wait, that just happened.

 

[the avoca drover]

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Sandra Sully with late news.

 

[James Colorado]

Sandra Sully with late news.

Oh lol, just saw your post with the same thing

 

[rdhopkins2]

America giving up guns.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Attempted assassinations of former US Presidents.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Submersibles getting vapourised looking for the Titanic.