"Think BIG" Benny

[Bojangles17]

I gotta admit, I started waking in a cold sweat bolt upright at the thought of playing 4 games in Hobart a year. My brothers, I ask would Collingwood, ESS or Carlton consider such a move. Not in your life. So what gives with this being the only means to claw back our debt burden, that have Capt Blood turn over in his grave at the prospect. Time for Benny to say **** it and set his sights a little higher. 52,000 members in 2011 will be a fine start with jumpin jack on every billboard in melbourne next year...why wouldn't ya want to get on board

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

I think the common sense thing to do is an Andy Collins calendar and charge $100 each for them. For the January shoot he could be balancing 1 wet beach towel on his member , 2 in Feb , 3 in March and so on and so on. The only problem is that Andy currently has a capacity of 10 wet towels which will only get him through to the October Shoot but with another pre season under his belt I'm positive he could get to 11 and the 12 fir the November and December pages.

It will be a sell out all over the world and squash the debt. You know it makes sense !

 

[NQTIGER]

Rusty, I spoke to him on the electronic thingy the other day and he assured me he can hang twelve now!!!!!

He is a little concerned about the photos being used for other purposes as he has just agreed to do a photoshoot with Paris Hilton.

Apparantly she heard about the 10 wet towels and said she needed a part of that.