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[Gayfer_Pants]

The Doggies' banner banter has been first class this year. The one against Carlton in particular was top shelf! http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/we...r/news-story/544ba460d8a1395046f9ef60d2c7264e

Is anyone here in (or has contacts in) the cheer squad? It'd be great to bring some banter of ourselves on Sunday!!!I'll get the ball rolling:

"The Bulldogs think they're funny
But this game ain't no joke
The Magpies in a flurry
Will make the Doggies choke!"

 

[manicmagpie]

The Doggies' banner banter has been first class this year. The one against Carlton in particular was top shelf! http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/we...r/news-story/544ba460d8a1395046f9ef60d2c7264e

Is anyone here in (or has contacts in) the cheer squad? It'd be great to bring some banter of ourselves on Sunday!!!I'll get the ball rolling:

"The Bulldogs think they're funny
But this game ain't no joke
The Magpies in a flurry
Will make the Doggies choke!"

I note that GWS already went with trying to be funny and having a go at the Doggies for their banners. It backfired completely as not only was it not funny but that week the Doggies ditched the jokes and had a very sombre get well message for Roughead instead.

 

[FireKrakouer]

The doggies list this year
Has been highly overrated
Somebody call the vet
Today they get castrated

 

[Matt_352]

The doggies list this year
Has been highly overrated
Somebody call the vet
Today they get castrated

This

 

[Saintly Viewed]

No doubt it will mention something reconciliation

 

[PepperFace]

The doggies list this year
Has been highly overrated
Somebody call the vet
Today they get castrated

No spelling mistakes? Wont make the cut...

 

[The Royal Sampler]

The Doggies' early season form
Will start to look fleabitten,
When the Pies hand out another dose,
Of what we gave the Kittens.

 

[JOELY]

Hope we just stick to getting the spelling right.

 

[DWil6]

The Bulldogs have improved

They've finally pulled up their socks

But we think we are better

Cause we've got great big Cox!

[emoji4]

 

[vjknight]

we are the VFL



i know, its so 1981

 

[DWil6]

The Bulldogs won 1 premiership

Back in 1964

Now that GWS are here

Good luck trying to win more.

 

[TW Sherrin]

The dogs life is easy
Living without a care
Much like all the dole bludgers
Who are living on welfare

 

[Anzacday]

The dogs are jealous of us 'cos we've got a coach named Bucks.
We're jealous of them 'cos they can lick their own nuts.

 

[Ketchup]

The western suburbs is full of scumbags.

Simple, yet effective.

 

[jmac70]

The western suburbs is full of scumbags.

Simple, yet effective.

The West rules!!!

 

[Ketchup]

The West rules!!!

Haha, I must admit I don't mind it, but theres nothing against using a stereotype in modern society even if it was no longer relevant? I mean, Frankston is actually a nice looking place now despite what people say

 

[danielnajdek]

The western suburbs is full of scumbags.

Simple, yet effective.

I lived in West Sunshine for a long time. Shit hole. Druggies everywhere.

 

[jmac70]

I lived in West Sunshine for a long time. Shit hole. Druggies everywhere.

It improved after you left

 

[TheSierBear]

The Doggies want our money,
Our financial support, our help
Then then they steal our recruits,
**** em;, don't support em,
Kick em', make them yelp.

 

[jjsmitty8]

The Bulldogs have improved

They've finally pulled up their socks

But we think we are better

Cause we've got great big Cox!

[emoji4]

This would make headlines for all the right reasons if we ran with it!

 

[danielnajdek]

It improved after you left

Never touched drugs.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Never touched drugs.

They do say you should never dabble in your own product...

 

[Pugz89]

I note that GWS already went with trying to be funny and having a go at the Doggies for their banners. It backfired completely as not only was it not funny but that week the Doggies ditched the jokes and had a very sombre get well message for Roughead instead.

From the minimal pics on insta of the banner so far, looks like we're going serious again, with the R emblem regarding indigenous round. Not entirely certain, as i can't make our what it says but don't be surprised if it's not as funny this week.

 

[Pugz89]

The Bulldogs won 1 premiership

Back in 1964

Now that GWS are here

Good luck trying to win more.

1954* but i'm sure your version will get a few laughs

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

We respected you as rivals, since
Before there were drop punts
But because you stole the Bont
You’re just a pack of c…..