three wishes

[jikost]

I was watching an episode of ducktales the other day (I have younger brothers okay) and one of the characters had 3 wishes from this magical lamp. They chose a dinosaur and something else that i can't remember. But what would you choose if you had 3 wishes. I concluded that invisibility(fun!), the ability to move through time(super fun!!) and the ability to read others minds(too much fun!) would be my choices. And no you can't wish for a million wishes. I already tried it and it didn't work.

 

[Pantsless]

I wish for a thread could possibly go on forever..

Oh hang on..I found it!

I still get three wishes!

 

[Nic]

A wallet always full of cash? And a back up one in case I lost that one.

 

[anonymous Joe]

I'd wish for the ability to make my own Wishes come true I'd then Wish the Genie free.

 

[mantis]

World peace

No rich, or poor, or discrimination, just everyone on the planet being able to enjoy their lives

No animal cruelty

 

[PeteLX]

Hmm.

I'd start small. You know how these things tend to backfire. So I'd wish for ONE Schnitzel Sandwich. See how that goes down.

Then if no ill effects ensue, I'd go bigger. I'd wish for a Sports Results book, like in Back to the Future 2. That way, win lotsa money legally (well, rather than just have it 'appear' in my bank account), buy lots of sandwiches.

Third wish is to have the ability to shape-shift. Could come in handy for all kinds of things.

 

[Destructive]

1. Ability to move through time.

2. $1000 a day appearing in my wallet.

3. That it would be impossible to have a crime committed against me or my friends or family.

 

[noogie_da_sheep]

1. Collingwood and Eddie go broke

2. have a sex-a-thon to raise money for a brothel

3. World Peace...can't forget that

 

[Coll_RP]

My three wishes are:

1. For Collingwood to win a premiership cup, very soon

2. Water for the Farmers

3. An endless supply of money for my family and friends

 

[SonOfScray]

1) Super powers to aid in world domination
2) Life supply of Milo Bars
3) bottomless wallet.

 

[David Votoupal]

1) Someone to buy Everton and restore the club to its rightful status

2) A car, preferrably a MOPAR

3) Lifetime supply of my favourite wines

 

[Nandoz]

1) 1 Million Wishes (if thats legal )
2) Infinite non-repayable loans from any bank all over the world.
3) Holly Valance and Gab Richens in the same bed with me at the same time.

 

[TheWackedYak]

a 20 hectare dope plantation

talking animals

Total financial freedom

I can achieve two and three with the granting of wish one, so do I still have two to go?

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Nic
A wallet always full of cash? And a back up one in case I lost that one.

I still have a wish left - how about 1 or 10 Pies premierships.

 

[Nandoz]

Originally posted by Nic
I still have a wish left - how about 1 or 10 Pies premierships.

The genie grants most unrealistic wishes, but this my friend is even much to wishful fo the genie.

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Nandoz
The genie grants most unrealistic wishes, but this my friend is even much to wishful fo the genie.

As long as it's not much too wishful for the genie.

 

[Magpira]

1. Always have perfect Health for myself, family & friends

2. World Peace

3. money

 

[Stevo]

1. Profound artistic/creative inspiration and insight upon demand.

2. A library full of all the books I'd ever like to read, and music I'd ever like to listen to.

3. Good friends.

 

[P_D]

1. World Peace

2. My family and friends to lead a happy, healthy and prosperous life.

3. An endless supply of underwear of my choice

 

[bunsen burner]

1) Be able to turn invisible at an instant
2) Be able to fly
3) Immortality

 

[noogie_da_sheep]

Originally posted by David Votoupal
1) Someone to buy Everton and restore the club to its rightful status

haha...even the genie couldn't do that

 

[matts_girl]

In no particular order.

1) That my friends and I could kind of fast forward time so we were 18 but everyone else stayed the same eg if some1 I know now was 18 they'd stay 18 while that happened. Does that make sense?! (btw. this is purely because all of the good men out there seem to be ateast 18 and I'm getting sick of being to young!!! Pretty shallow and stupid I know but it's the truth.)
2) Word Peace (that includes no racism, no poverty etc.)
3) Invisibility (this could be VERY useful.)

 

[SpecialBruce]

1. That I could play football again!
2. Don't know.
3. Don't know.

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Health, wealth and the time to enjoy it.

 

[lenny&carl]

1. The means to safely and easily explore the entire universe


2. Justice, joy and enlightenment for all of God's creatures.


3. That the entirety of existance become exalted unto perfection.

2 and 3 would require a real omnipotent god not just an entry-level jinn, so I'd probably settle for no 1, because it's doable & realistic rather than metamaphysical, and because it could unlock the solution to all of mankinds wishes.

Or else I could just hook up some lizard men from planet zork, to slowly eat Tony Blair alive, and put that on tv instead of Australian Idol. Life could be a dream, shaboom shaboom.