News Tiger been caught with positive sample

[The Dice Man]

Heard through a reliable source that after thursday nights game a certain high profile player has been reported to have returned a positive sample to a banned substance.

Media conference at 9 this morning

 

[Darth_Tiger]

April fools?

 

[The Dice Man]

damn

 

[tigerfan11]

Heard through a reliable source that after thursday nights game a certain high profile player has been reported to have returned a positive sample to a banned substance.

Media conference at 9 this morning

it's now 10.30???

 

[smasha]

Which source made this joke?

 

[The Dice Man]

1.30 here.. Forgive me I didnt plan it very well... clearly

 

[smasha]

Carlton didn't win so the media used plan B.

 

[The Dice Man]

OK Sorry guys... Let me take it over to the Essendon board and see how it plays.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Doubt this is a big issue, certainly not one that can distract the teams attention from beating the Saints on Friday

 

[Hipster Doofus]

OK Sorry guys... Let me take it over to the Essendon board and see how it plays.

You jokester, you

 

[RICHOLEGEND12]

Careful dice man, Robbo or Barrett might run with it on the front page of the paper tomorrow, Bigfooty is one of their best sources

 

[Dragonss]

hahahaha very funny bro. no press conference.

 

[3rdManUp]

Heart was in throat. Well played sir, well played

 

[Morro]

I should card your ass for this

 

[Ancient Tiger]

April fools?

Agree!

 

[The Dice Man]

I should card your arse for this

ASL?

 

[Equus]

NEKMINNIT RED CARD!

 

[The Dice Man]

Red card? geeeeez harsh

 

[Equus]

Damn guess I didn't quote your suggestion to post at Essendon board.

 

[Morro]

ASL?

What?

 

[RichoLedio]

Lids would never do that to me

 

[tigerdan]

April 1st

 

[The Dice Man]

What?

You must be younger than I thought...

 

[Pounce]

I was expecting someone here to come up with a April fools joke.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Bloody April fools. My mate sent out a message that Franklin and birchall were late withdrawals.
Designed to throw a spanner in the works for that bloody super coach thing.
I unloaded a good bet on the cats.
Better win the little prick.