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Thought I would give my tips on the way things might unfold next year
1. Tigers win 6 out of the first 8 and 6 out of the last eight and squeze into the 8. The tiges eventually finish 3rd, beating Essendon and Brisbane on the way before losing a preliminary final by a point to Geelong when Chaffey playing his last game steps over the mark to put Ottens on the goal line after he has marked 50 metres out. The Cats are 5 points down and Ottens kick hits the post but the goal umpire is unsighted by Gaspars hair which has now gone to 3 levels and awards a goal. Miller protests the result but seeing he is now an environmental consultant with CaseyCO the AFL take no notice. Geelong goes on to win the flag with Ottens the Norm Smith medallist. Chaffey leaves for Ireland on the next available plane. Gaspar has a hair cut.
2. Coughlan wins Brownlow medal although beaten in the RFC B&F by ******** Turbo. Couhlan is nicknamed calender boy for his continual appearances naked in tasteful calendars to raise funds for good causes sponsored by CaseyCO. Shane Crawford sues for breach of trademark.
3. Deledio and Tambling jointly win the Norwich Rising Star award which they dedicate to Roughhead and Franklin, stating they would never have won it without them (which is true as both players had been equal BOG in Hawthorn's run of 10 wins to start the year. Hawthorn however did not win another game as the two recruits declared their love for each other and escaped to the idealic surrounds of the kokoda trail prior to round 11)
4. CaseyCO goes broke. Casey blames Schwab. CaseyCO shareholders plead for company to be given 2nd chance. As ASIC is not run by Demetriou, the request is rejected. Miller objects too, but is now groundskeeper in the Diamond Valley league. Despite grass being 3 feet high Diamond Valley president declares Miller to be the best thing that ever happened to them and that he would be shattered if he left. Miller assures everyone he will stay but then contests the presidency of the Diamond Valley League saying he could not work with the incumbent, but would make his groundkeepers job available if he won. Miller loses. Rex Hunt declared winner after borrowing someone elses Diamond Valley Leaugue membership card
5. Campbell defers retirement after winning the Coleman medal. Despite kicking 151 goals to break the record, Richmond supporters still label him a soft **** who cant kick or get his own ball. After breaking the record AFL gives him his own ball.
6. After great second years increasing their profiles Roach and Raines appear on Home and Away as evil surfies. Debutants Pattison and Deledio complain as their bleached hair is more surfy like. Complaint goes to "Surfie Dude lookalike complaints Co" run by Casey and Miller who find the duo jobs as evil surfies in the Saddle Club.
7. Surfie Dude Lookalikes Complaints Co goes broke.
8. Tigers play attractive brand of footy and make a profit.
9. On recommendation of Cameron Schwab, Miller is apponted Grand Final reviewer by AFL and reverses the preliminary final result and schedules another grand final between Port delaide and Richmond in January. The results are
Richmond 25.25. 175
Port 10.10 70
Goals: Campbell 5, Richo 3, Coughlan 3, Brown 2, Deledio 2, Pattison 2, Tambling 2, Meyer 2, Tivendale 1, Krakour 1, Simmonds 1, Hilton 1
Norm Smith medallist Dean Polo
Casey Miller Schwab and Macek hug and declare they always had the greatest respect for each others ability and pledge to always put the interests of the Richmond Football club first.
Now I'd Like to see that!!!!
1. Tigers win 6 out of the first 8 and 6 out of the last eight and squeze into the 8. The tiges eventually finish 3rd, beating Essendon and Brisbane on the way before losing a preliminary final by a point to Geelong when Chaffey playing his last game steps over the mark to put Ottens on the goal line after he has marked 50 metres out. The Cats are 5 points down and Ottens kick hits the post but the goal umpire is unsighted by Gaspars hair which has now gone to 3 levels and awards a goal. Miller protests the result but seeing he is now an environmental consultant with CaseyCO the AFL take no notice. Geelong goes on to win the flag with Ottens the Norm Smith medallist. Chaffey leaves for Ireland on the next available plane. Gaspar has a hair cut.
2. Coughlan wins Brownlow medal although beaten in the RFC B&F by ******** Turbo. Couhlan is nicknamed calender boy for his continual appearances naked in tasteful calendars to raise funds for good causes sponsored by CaseyCO. Shane Crawford sues for breach of trademark.
3. Deledio and Tambling jointly win the Norwich Rising Star award which they dedicate to Roughhead and Franklin, stating they would never have won it without them (which is true as both players had been equal BOG in Hawthorn's run of 10 wins to start the year. Hawthorn however did not win another game as the two recruits declared their love for each other and escaped to the idealic surrounds of the kokoda trail prior to round 11)
4. CaseyCO goes broke. Casey blames Schwab. CaseyCO shareholders plead for company to be given 2nd chance. As ASIC is not run by Demetriou, the request is rejected. Miller objects too, but is now groundskeeper in the Diamond Valley league. Despite grass being 3 feet high Diamond Valley president declares Miller to be the best thing that ever happened to them and that he would be shattered if he left. Miller assures everyone he will stay but then contests the presidency of the Diamond Valley League saying he could not work with the incumbent, but would make his groundkeepers job available if he won. Miller loses. Rex Hunt declared winner after borrowing someone elses Diamond Valley Leaugue membership card
5. Campbell defers retirement after winning the Coleman medal. Despite kicking 151 goals to break the record, Richmond supporters still label him a soft **** who cant kick or get his own ball. After breaking the record AFL gives him his own ball.
6. After great second years increasing their profiles Roach and Raines appear on Home and Away as evil surfies. Debutants Pattison and Deledio complain as their bleached hair is more surfy like. Complaint goes to "Surfie Dude lookalike complaints Co" run by Casey and Miller who find the duo jobs as evil surfies in the Saddle Club.
7. Surfie Dude Lookalikes Complaints Co goes broke.
8. Tigers play attractive brand of footy and make a profit.
9. On recommendation of Cameron Schwab, Miller is apponted Grand Final reviewer by AFL and reverses the preliminary final result and schedules another grand final between Port delaide and Richmond in January. The results are
Richmond 25.25. 175
Port 10.10 70
Goals: Campbell 5, Richo 3, Coughlan 3, Brown 2, Deledio 2, Pattison 2, Tambling 2, Meyer 2, Tivendale 1, Krakour 1, Simmonds 1, Hilton 1
Norm Smith medallist Dean Polo
Casey Miller Schwab and Macek hug and declare they always had the greatest respect for each others ability and pledge to always put the interests of the Richmond Football club first.
Now I'd Like to see that!!!!
