Tredders is on the Trade Table, Any Interest??

[Geoffa32]

Tredders drops into Choco 's house on Thursday a couple of hours before training to talk about that night's session. As he walks in he sees Choco finishing off his lunch - eating the biggest tomato he had ever seen.
A hobby vegie grower from way back, Tredders excitedly asks Choco "Where did ya get that tomato?"
"I grew it myself," Choco proudly answers. "Stiffy and Truck down at the Crows have a hobby farm and they mix up a secret blend of sheep manure, horse manure and cow manure and they gave me a bag."
"I've just gotta try some of that on my vegies" says Tredders, "Can you get me some?"
"No worries," is the reply, "I'll stop in at Stiffy 's on the way to training and grab you a bag."
At Alberton Oval that evening Peter Rohde has just finished signing up Michael Wilson for 6 more years when he walks out of his office and sees Choco dragging a large, heavy bag into the Power rooms.
"What's that?" he asks.
Choco replies "I've got a bag of sh*t from the Crows for Tredders."
"Well done" says Rhodey. "Good Trade!"

 

[xamol]

Lol,
I lol'd

 

[Jumbo]

another quality thread brought to you by "OutBack Geoffa"

 

[Geoffa32]

another quality thread brought to you by "OutBack Geoffa"

I aim to please....

 

[didak04]

another quality thread brought to you by "OutBack Geoffa"

That was actually hilarious

 

[Freddy Bassett]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I wouldnt give a bag of shit up for Tredders though. My wish is he stays on the Power list rather than them getting another pick in this years bumper draft. Give him two years, sign Bogan up for 3 and Wilson will be apples for next year. I also heard Roger James has been carving em up at Lobethal this year!

 

[hawk for 37]

He's pretty good on the phone! Might make a good receptionist.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Q.
What did the Richmond Football Club giveaway when they got a trailer load of sh*t dropped on the steps of the administration offices?

...fantastic fanbase culture...

A.
Tony Jewell....(I think)

 

[Corpuscles]

I aim to please....

Gotta say I ROFL'd at the punch line!!!

Pity da Powderpuffs arn't taking a crack back!

I try and stoke it 4u!

Maybe it has already ....done several rounds on the interebs in West Horsham?


But just incase

Maybe you could:

Take one of your relo pictures off the lounge room wall, and take the the old toilet seat frame?

Print the story out....( I would replace tomato with cucumber and elaborate a the story a little!!) then clear that old telphone cable reel dining table, make sure wash hands with your flea and tick soap.. remove of all old Maccas Big mack meal bags, and THEN ..not so neatly frame it!

You might have to ring the firebrigade to get your Mrs out of the tree in the front yard to help u ( we all know you brag about liking pussies).... they could IF you got some of the cars that run out of the way from the front yard.... control burn your overgrown "lawn" saving you of your mowing duties this decade!!!

Then send it to c/- Chocco Williams ,Alberton Oval, powderpuffs!

WARNING: it would not be a good idea to have a return to sender Geoffa32 address on it but... hell if it is the only toilet seat you got go for it!!!!


Then raid the kids money box, buy yourself a well deserved 6 pack and turn on the bug zapper and relax & watch the show!!!


Are u all inbred rednecks in West Horsham!!!!

 

[Geoffa32]

Gotta say I ROFL'd at the punch line!!!

Pity da Powderpuffs arn't taking a crack back!

I try and stoke it 4u!

Maybe it has already ....done several rounds on the interebs in West Horsham?


But just incase

Maybe you could:

Take one of your relo pictures off the lounge room wall, and take the the old toilet seat frame?

Print the story out....( I would replace tomato with cucumber and elaborate a the story a little!!) then clear that old telphone cable reel dining table, make sure wash hands with your flea and tick soap.. remove of all old Maccas Big mack meal bags, and THEN ..not so neatly frame it!

You might have to ring the firebrigade to get your Mrs out of the tree in the front yard to help u ( we all know you brag about liking pussies).... they could IF you got some of the cars that run out of the way from the front yard.... control burn your overgrown "lawn" saving you of your mowing duties this decade!!!

Then send it to c/- Chocco Williams ,Alberton Oval, powderpuffs!

WARNING: it would not be a good idea to have a return to sender Geoffa32 address on it but... hell if it is the only toilet seat you got go for it!!!!


Then raid the kids money box, buy yourself a well deserved 6 pack and turn on the bug zapper and relax & watch the show!!!


Are u all inbred rednecks in West Horsham!!!!

Dont really know. I live West OF Horsham, not West Horsham. That would make me a Victorian. Ask them

 

[Corpuscles]

Dont really know. I live West OF Horsham, not West Horsham. That would make me a Victorian. Ask them

Fair enough... just ill informed ... but that is almost Bay 13 forgivable!

Seriously.... good joke though!

 

[Rockford]

Haha. Funny stuff. On a serious note if Tredrea was up for trade then I think the Cats may be interested. We'd have him run around in front of Chappy to use as a stepladder for more speccies

 

[Geoffa32]

Fair enough... just ill informed ... but that is almost Bay 13 forgivable!

Seriously.... good joke though!

And it was sent to me by two Port supporters.

 

[HFC082]

i rofled....nice one

 

[see see]

He's pretty good on the phone! Might make a good receptionist.

Or a waiter at a Japanese restaurant.

Or, in view of his current level of mobility, he'd make a great Tobacco Store Indian.

 

[AC for PM]

I brb'ed.... nice joke