Uses For A Carlton Membership Campaign

[rdhopkins2]

BigFooty Brethren!
Happy Carlton membership day!
SEN had a very successful campaign for them today with a total cancellation of the event.


So, if you have bought a Carlton membership or somehow come into possession of one via a brown paper bag, what can you use a Carlton membership for?

Anyway, off to check my poor misguided mate’s microwave hasn’t exploded.

Go at it!
Allez Les Bleus!?

 

[frggr]

You can use it to scrape dog shit off your shoes?

"Ew, I stepped in McKay!"

Edit: Uhhh that GIF didn't end the way I expected it might...

 

[T2B_]

If you're desperate and dont mind a scarred and sore anoos - bog roll.

 

[Mofra]

Microwave testing

 

[T2B_]

You can use it to scrape dog shit off your shoes?

"Ew, I stepped in McKay!"

Edit: Uhhh that GIF didn't end the way I expected it might...

Ahh yes the Internet, where even a quick seemingly innocent gif can suddenly turn out to be some scat fetish content

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

PSA:

You can use it to scrape dog shit off your shoes?

If you're desperate and dont mind a scarred and sore anoos - bog roll.

Then you can mail it to Crazy Vossy as a token of your appreciation

 

[the avoca drover]

It could be used to scrape off the toe jam between your toes.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Carlton - The Campaigners

Make it happen membership department!

Modern, direct and bold.

Pay me in paper bags please.

 

[StackedHunch]

BigFooty Brethren!
Happy Carlton membership day!
SEN had a very successful campaign for them today with a total cancellation of the event.

Wait wait, so they were going to run a membership drive the day after belting Richmond, but then had to cancel it after their megachoke?

 

[rdhopkins2]

Any first aid providers with deep pockets?
Carlton membership benefits:-
10% off first aid course
Free choking module

 

[Grin]

As a favour to our long suffering Carlton supporting brothers, here's a useful recipe:

10 minutes in the microwave on high......

.....usually works. Trust me boys. I've been doing this for over 30 years.

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