Using logic to block insults

[mcuzzy]

Anyone realised the stupid insults people try to make to bag you

'your mums fat'

usually youd say 'yeah well your mum..'

and so on and so forth

but recently i just say 'no she isn't, plus you've never seen her, come to my place and you'll see for yourself'

I dunno if anyone else does this but I reckon it's great, people around get a good chuckle out of it too.

'you're gay!'

'no i'm not, i'm straight, what are you talking about?'


i do this alot on this forum but nobody gets it, they all think my sarcasm and logic means im stupid.

some guy: 'hahaha you're gay'
me: 'yep, im gay, even ask my girlfriend/your sister'


havn't been beaten in an arguement in ages, mainly because everyone over exaggerates and lies and i point it out and ask them for more.

anyone got funny stories of this or do this kind of thing?

 

[dUkezz]

cool thread bro!

 

[Powerade 08]

Wow. I will have to try this one day......................

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Nice thread.

 

[Belly #12]

 

[Pumbi]

This guy is the biggest comeback king since Jason McCartney.

 

[Chief]

If you do not like the thread, stay out of it or I'll pass out infractions.

Thank you.

 

[FIGJAM]

If you do not like the thread, stay out of it or I'll pass out infractions.

Sounds painful!

 

[HSSB]

Hah, have used that lately as I am around alot of inmature pricks at the moment

 

[Invigoration]

i do this alot on this forum but nobody gets it

It is pretty complex, you can't blame them

they all think my sarcasm and logic means im stupid.

I think the fact you write like a 6 year old, when in fact you aren't a 6 year old, is probably what alludes them to thinking you are stupid
How will your theory of logic stand up to that vicious barb?

Also, you're gay.

 

[Power King]

lol at the people on here having a go at the OP... truly people that are unable to legitimately argue against what he wrote about

I give the thread 5 stars, just to combat the 1 star from the person too insecure to face up to the truth of the OP.

 

[buddyruff]

Comeback to this....This thread is GAY!

 

[HarryTiger]

'your mums fat'

usually youd say 'yeah well your mum..'

and so on and so forth

but recently i just say 'no she isn't, plus you've never seen her, come to my place and you'll see for yourself'

Yeah OK, what time's good for you?

And can I see her naked? Clothes can hide a woman's rolls so we'll need to do that. Of course she won't agree to it so we'll have to set up a peep hole or hidden camera in the shower or something. I'll be happy to help with that.

 

[Rosstickle]

Knowing you have a very high IQ comes in handy when people call you a ******. Especially when they work in retail.

 

[mcuzzy]

Comeback to this....This thread is GAY!

No it isn't, there may be people posting in the thread who are homosexual but it is impossible for the actual thread to be 'gay', unless the thread title was named 'gay'.

 

[mcuzzy]

cool thread bro!

It is, isn't it Thankyou.

Wow. I will have to try this one day......................

.........

Nice thread.

Yeah, it's great. Thanks.

This guy is the biggest comeback king since Jason McCartney.

That I am.

It is pretty complex, you can't blame them



I think the fact you write like a 6 year old, when in fact you aren't a 6 year old, is probably what alludes them to thinking you are stupid
How will your theory of logic stand up to that vicious barb?

Also, you're gay.

I would agree, BUT, I don't write like a 6 year old. You're over exaggerating and are asking for a good deal of logical sarcasm to come your way.
Pretty sure 90% of the time I type well, with good grammar and concentrate on being literate in order to avoid Collingwood supporters befriending me on my profile page.

My original post was a lazily typed out piece that I mashed together 5 minutes before going to the gym

No, I am not gay, unless you're referring to 'Happy' rather than the more commonly used definition of 'Homosexual' ?

 

[EagleMan87]

lol at the people on here having a go at the OP... truly people that are unable to legitimately argue against what he wrote about

I give the thread 5 stars, just to combat the 1 star from the person too insecure to face up to the truth of the OP.

You're just chuffed that you may have finally found a replacement for Ben, aren't you?

 

[juddsentant517]

Homer your not going to stalk lenny and carl again are you

nooooo. i'm going. to go stalk. lenny and carrrrrl

 

[Power King]

You're just chuffed that you may have finally found a replacement for Ben, aren't you?

LOL

touche

 

[mcuzzy]

I'll be your Ben, anytime!

No homo.