VAFA Convention - Sydney

[Slay Master G]

To anybody that may be interested, a convention is being held in the harbour city this weekend to dicuss and attend to all matters VAFA football, pushing up and boozing.

Hopefully plenty of the big footy faithful can make it.

This is an open invite, Nuffy O'dwyer, Disco Bickie and Benny MOF, I want to see you there.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

The pineapple is in!

Rumour is that the Big Cat will be guest speaker???

 

[The BC]

Big Cat confirmed as guest speaker. Any requests for topics?

 

[The Big Pineapple]

Big Cat confirmed as guest speaker. Any requests for topics?

Will ST Bernards win the three peat for ugliest football team in the VAFA?

Will Destination A Grade bring back the two tone bowl cut this season?

Will Boutique be Slay Master G's player sponsor?

Will the Big Cat really bypass the AJC Derby because round 1 is the following week?

Will Handsome B. Wonderful make his senior debut this year?

Will Nuffy O'Dwyer make it in the VFL and if not will be ever see him back at VAFA HQ?

There's a few topics to start off with.

 

[Slay Master G]

Will ST Bernards win the three peat for ugliest football team in the VAFA?

Will Destination A Grade bring back the two tone bowl cut this season?

Will Boutique be Slay Master G's player sponsor?

Will the Big Cat really bypass the AJC Derby because round 1 is the following week?

Will Handsome B. Wonderful make his senior debut this year?

Will Nuffy O'Dwyer make it in the VFL and if not will be ever see him back at VAFA HQ?

There's a few topics to start off with.

Just reporting in from Sydney for an update.

Pretty poor effort from the boys last night, King St wharf was swarming with glamours but a rookie error was made by going to the Paddington Inn, terrible joint, reminiscent of the Golden Gate in Sth Melb.

Needless to say, the convention ended for Friday at the 'rippers, an ordinary lot they were too, fat and white. Empty handed (again!)

Enough from me, updates tomorrow of todays proceedings from the arthouse.

God bless.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

Just reporting in from Sydney for an update.

Pretty poor effort from the boys last night, King St wharf was swarming with glamours but a rookie error was made by going to the Paddington Inn, terrible joint, reminiscent of the Golden Gate in Sth Melb.

Needless to say, the convention ended for Friday at the 'rippers, an ordinary lot they were too, fat and white. Empty handed (again!)

Enough from me, updates tomorrow of todays proceedings from the arthouse.

God bless.

Unfortunately a delayed flight meant that the pineapple missed last nights festivities. He was whisked away from Sydney Airport in sports car with a young blonde at the wheel. The papparazzi gave chase but they lost them somewhere on the M2.

I'm just splashing on the old spice now and heading over to the Big Cat's pr0n Palace on the harbour. Tonights the main event but for those unlucky tonight there is always Hugo's tomorrow night.

My good friend Knighta, while he couldn't make this trip he has set up a door list at Hugo's so tell 'em Knighta sent you.

See you on the D floor!

TBP

 

[Nuffy_O'Dwyer]

Was up in the harbour city this weekend for the Easter Racing Carnival. Spent the day in the Magic 693 marque and had a very big day on the shandys. Was out at Cockle Bay afterwards and spotted many VAFA big footy types.

Spotted:

Handsome B. Wondeful at the hot dog van outside Cargo... was VERY loose.

The Big Cat walking hand in hand with his lovely female friend.

The Big Pineapple at Cargo lounge with a a large crew of tidy blondes.

Darryl Braithwaite was spotted being KB'ed from Bungalow 8 only to be spotted snuggling with a Home & Away star at the Loft later that night.

Annoying Kant at Cargo Bar and later at Star City where he is rumoured to have dropped in excess of $500.

Was a great night... wonder what VAFA types will be at the races tomorrow?

All clear thanks

 

[Slay Master G]

Bumped into The Big Pineapple in the Qantas Club lounge in the Harbour city last night, was good to catch up with him and chat about the weekends conquests over a crisp glass of Sav Blanc.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

Bumped into The Big Pineapple in the Qantas Club lounge in the Harbour city last night, was good to catch up with him and chat about the weekends conquests over a crisp glass of Sav Blanc.

Yes, it's always a pleasure catching up with SMG. Our long chat continued in the pointy end of the boeing 767, where SMG told me all about his lovely lady friend up in the harbour city. For our Sydney readers, tune in to the channel 9 news to catch a glimpse of this young glamour. We were in for a rude shock returning to a chilly 7 degrees with the mercury topping 26 both days in the harbour city.

 

[annoying_child]

SMG clearly didn't see the outdoors much as his pasty white complexion remains.