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Vale Norm MacDonald

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Thank God he didn't die a couple of days ago, it would have reminded me of that tragedy
 
Absolute GOAT. Not a conversation imo

Me Doing Standup is the absolute best comedy special ever made. I'm going to re-watch it tonight, and I'll laugh my ****in arse off like I do every time.
 

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Engimal v3 said:
Absolute GOAT. Not a conversation imo

Me Doing Standup is the absolute best comedy special ever made. I'm going to re-watch it tonight, and I'll laugh my fu**in arse off like I do every time.
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Hey, I didn't know your you were a fan of Norf MacDonald.
*Fist pump*
 
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"Coffee and cigarettes are bad for you. I'm going to do both, but let that be a lesson"

"That's what families are for: houses and kidneys"

Rusty: Hey, dad. I'm getting married.
Big Mike: So your hitched now, huh? Any toaster on the second floor is yours.
Rusty: You see? Now that's how you congratulate someone who's getting married.
 
Mike: Good! You've gotten a head start. (on cleaning up the house)
Rusty: No, I'm just catching up on my news. Regan died, you know

:grinv1::grinv1::grinv1::grinv1:



Rusty: Morning, Mike!
Mike: What are you doing?
Rusty: I'm using your hose water to brush my teeth
Mike: I get that, but why?
Rusty: I had a cavity on my last checkup, so I thought I shouldn't let up on the oral hygiene just because I'm living in my car
Mike: You're living in your car? Why don't you come in?
Rusty: Oh, I don't want to be a bother

Mike: What's all this?
Rusty: It's my new buisness, NFL shower curtains.
Mike: And you got permission from the NFL?
Rusty: Yes, yes, no but I found a way around it. It's a proven scientific fact that your eyes just fill in the missing letters
Mike: The New York Gants? Cincinati Begals
 

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So sad, so soon after losing another legend (Sean Lock).
I've used The Moth joke a number of times. I just love his delivery, and some of his answers to interviews too.

"What sort of woman would be attracted to a man like you?"
"Well.... I have a lot of money"
 
Mofra said:
So sad, so soon after losing another legend (Sean Lock).
I've used The Moth joke a number of times. I just love his delivery, and some of his answers to interviews too.

"What sort of woman would be attracted to a man like you?"
"Well.... I have a lot of money"
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I didn't realise how great Sean Lock was until he was gone. I knew he was great but I think his effortlessness disguised it.

Norm was in such the same vein.

Just understated brilliance
 
Sure junk yard dogs are mean, but the meanest dogs are found guarding concentration camps. Early versions of the Jimmy Croce 1973 smash hit, "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" included the line, "meaner than a concentration camp dog." But Croce decided that it was unpleasant to the ear. And it was also offensive to Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals. Little did it matter, Croce would be dead within the year.
 

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This at Bob Sagat's roast whe he pretended he was at an old folks home.

He deliberately bombed on national TV for the joke. Amazing

 

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