Valentines Gifts

[Bobby Giovanni]

Well, they've already started rolling in here.

But what interests me the most was a chick who has now received 4 bunches of flowers (with their own vases) and two of them have been from other chicks. Suddenly, I am looking past her demure, librarian like appearance, to imagine her in a bit of latex with a whip. Little vixen. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Also, is it a good sign when your missus rings to thank you for flowers and say 'why did you send them as a secret admirer?' when you don't even know where the florist is?



And just so Zeke can chime in with something irrelevant, PC's kick Macs arse. Hardcore little man.

 

[Syd]

Originally posted by Bobby Giovanni
Also, is it a good sign when your missus rings to thank you for flowers and say 'why did you send them as a secret admirer?' when you don't even know where the florist is?

Sorry, I really should have signed the card myself.

 

[Bobby Giovanni]

 

[Katthawk]

Excuse me... I feel the need to regurgitate the contents of my stomach.

 

[Syd]

Jeez Bobby, if that don't kill the thread it ought to!

A most unattractive example that one!

 

[EssJayW]

Originally posted by Katthawk
Excuse me... I feel the need to regurgitate the contents of my stomach.

K.

That was the picture I was sending you.

Someone has been hacking into my personal photos again

 

[Disgustipated]

 

[EssJayW]

...as for the Valentines Gift. Im anyones who wants me. I can be used and abused all day long. Coupla minutes anyway.

 

[Katthawk]

Originally posted by EssJayW
...as for the Valentines Gift. Im anyones who wants me. I can be used and abused all day long. Coupla minutes anyway.

You won't even get that much if you send a photo like that rubbish.

Forgot this.

 

[EssJayW]

Originally posted by Katthawk
You won't even get that much if you send a photo like that rubbish.

Forgot this.

Now how can I forget a proposal like that.


I like the

 

[Katthawk]

Originally posted by EssJayW
Now how can I forget a proposal like that.


I like the

Oh geez!! It's reverse psychology now is it?

 

[Uncle Steve]

How's this for a poor taste Valentine's day gift:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2986489350&category=1467

 

[Runk]

Steve, that's broken!

 

[Syd]

Originally posted by Uncle Steve
How's this for a poor taste Valentine's day gift:

I dont mind pushing the odd boundary myself, but thats just WRONG on SO MANY levels I wouldn't know where to start objecting to it!

 

[Katthawk]

Originally posted by EssJayW
I like the

Hang on... whose? Yours or mine?

 

[Magpira]

Originally posted by Syd
I dont mind pushing the odd boundary myself, but thats just WRONG on SO MANY levels I wouldn't know where to start objecting to it!

Crikeys! I am speechless, I thought I'd seen it all until I saw this

 

[mandy]

Oh. My. God.

 

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by Runknisse
Steve, that's broken!

Nope - works fine for me.

Anyways, I think - indeed, I hope - it's just a joke.

 

[Darky]

Uncle Steve, I'm curious as to what you were actually searching for when you found the above page...

 

[evade28]

Originally posted by Darky
Uncle Steve, I'm curious as to what you were actually searching for when you found the above page...

ha!

 

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by Darky
Uncle Steve, I'm curious as to what you were actually searching for when you found the above page...

I typed in "single Port supporter" into Google, and that was the first hit.

No, that's unkind. In reality it was Cruel Site of the Day a couple of days ago: www.cruel.com

 

[Docker_Brat]

A few years ago a mates girlfriend gave him a bong for Valentine's day.

Yet she didn't like me because I was "a bad influence" on him. Go figure.

 

[Katthawk]

I know someone who was given one of those things with a single red rose and *uggh* a plastic heart which flashed. Tacky as.

Suffice to say the bloke didn't stay round long. Good laugh though.

 

[evade28]

my boy/f said to me yesterday "don't think you're getting a card or anything, valentines day is commercial BS"

 

[EssJayW]

Originally posted by Katthawk
Oh geez!! It's reverse psychology now is it?

K

Sorry I couldnt reply sooner, but it got all hot and steamy after your response and I couldnt see the screen.