Van Helsing

[masked magpie]

Genre: Indianna Jones versus Count Dracula

Story line kept me in suspense

Loved the effects

Has the mandatory perve factor

Liked some of the lines .... 'this room smells like a wet dog'

Costumes & scenery were excellent

Anyone else care to comment?

PS - Loved Igor, same guy that pleyed the minion in the Mummy.

 

[Woodson]

Originally posted by masked magpie
Genre: Indianna Jones versus Count Dracula

Story line kept me in suspense

Loved the effects

Has the mandatory perve factor

Liked some of the lines .... 'this room smells like a wet dog'

Costumes & scenery were excellent

Anyone else care to comment?

PS - Loved Igor, same guy that pleyed the minion in the Mummy.

Q1. Would you pay to see it again next week ??

Q2. Soundtrack any good ?

 

[masked magpie]

soundtrack was great

believe it or not

I seen it first time on Saturday at Gold Class with my wife, then ended up taking my son today

seen it twice in 24 hours - gotta say - twas as good second time around

 

[Woodson]

Might face my fears soon

Originally posted by masked magpie
soundtrack was great

believe it or not

I seen it first time on Saturday at Gold Class with my wife, then ended up taking my son today

seen it twice in 24 hours - gotta say - twas as good second time around

Hmmm...now you've got me interested a little bit more.....I wonder if I still get the CREEPS from vampires as I had a nightmare experience once after watching Dracula late at night ...more than creepy hairy spiders and slithering silky snakes which are natures creatures.

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Absolutely sh*te.

Waste of money, a waste of two hours.

Worst movie I have seen in a long time. What were you thinking Hugh?

 

[bunsen burner]

I've heard the same. Absolute nonsense apparently.

 

[jikost]

It was appalling and just plain unnecessary. A grade rubbish!

 

[CURVE]

Kate looked good, but Elena Anaya looked bloody good.

 

[otaku]

great example of schlock horror.

Well worth going to see, if you liked Underworld, The Mummy etc

 

[masked magpie]

Originally posted by jikost
It was appalling and just plain unnecessary. A grade rubbish!

Prat!.... It was entertainment. Why go to see a movie if you are just going to pull strips off it. Why not become a media critic so people can avoid your comments on purpose and stop polluting this forum with your alleged knowledge.

If you are going to criticise 'Van Helsing" then don't bother going to see Troy. It is based on a 3000 year old poem and they build a really large wooden horse - totally inconceivable right? And there is a big fight scene between this guy named Achilles, who is apparently immortal except for one weak spot behind the ankle - that was his mum's fault, and another bloke named Hector, who knowing the war to save his people is futile and unwinnable fights anyway. And the fight scene is apparently fairly long in the movie even though it was over in a matter of seconds, if the Greek Poet Homer is to be believed. Hector thrusts, Achilles dodges and skewers Hector through the neck with his spear.

Once again Hollywood poetic license.

So to all you who pay good money to see a movie and then complain about it - don't go, send your money to me instead, it will be used in a much better venture - keeping me drunk and entertained at over-dramatised Hollywood movies with inconceivable plots and hollow acting.

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