Food, Drink & Dining Out Viagra

[skilts]

I've never had the need nor inclination to take it. I interviewed a bloke about twenty years ago who suffered from schizophrenia. One of the side-effects of the anti-psychotic drugs he was taking was that he was rendered impotent. He met a girl he liked and wanted to do the deed, so he injected his penis with a drug called papaverine. Apparently, this opium-based drug increases the blood flow. Anyway, he was able to perform as he wanted and was able to satisfy the girl. Unfortunately, it just wouldn't go down.

After about 48 hours, he was in incredible pain from his still-raging erection. He went to the hospital to seek help. The only cure for this condition was for him to have leeches applied to his penis, to draw out the blood. This eventually worked and he became deflated. It would appear he had injected himself too generously. This was reason enough for me never to use such concoctions.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

Strange story with this stuff for me.

Managed to convince my doc to give me a prescription for it, just after I started going out with my current girlfriend. Walking up to the hot pharmacist babe and asking for it was the most awkward part. For some reason, I was suffering stage fright in the sack. I couldnt get it up. Dont get me wrong, I find my missus very attractive, but for some reason it just wouldnt get up! Happened when I started going out with my ex-missus too, who was even more hotter, and had huge boobs. And when I was dating a couple of chics who I thought were too hot for me. I couldnt come to the party...:-(

So, I had the viagra ready to go, was ready to pop one down when before ya know it I was on the job and taking care of business. I didnt even need it! It was just the psychological security of knowing I could fall back on to using it if I needed to. I think it comes down to my outlook on sex - my idea of a great root is not about getting one away then rolling over and going to sleep. Its about pleasing the girl too. So if Im not confident about being able to do this, which will especially be the case when under pressure with a new good looking missus that you really like, the risk of failing is the highest.

So, with all this excess viagra on hand it was party times. Massive sex sessions.

And I sold a lot of it too to my mate.

Happy frikkin dayz

 

[little graham]

If only someone taught you about foreplay.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

If only someone taught you about foreplay.

No amount of foreplay could get me up. I was a stuned mullet.

But as for delivering it - I am the grand poobah.

 

[tazaa]

Was it a numbing agent by any chance? My boss lied to his doc about how he couldnt get it up for years major problems teared up marriage over and he was prescribed not sure if it was a spray or pills but it would make your **** go numb.
Best hes ever had apparently.

 

[little graham]

No amount of foreplay could get me up. I was a stuned mullet.

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You're saying you had what they call performance anxiety, you're saying thats why you couldn't get it up, I'm saying that there's many better ways to please a woman.

 

[Damon_3388]

Was it a numbing agent by any chance? My boss lied to his doc about how he couldnt get it up for years major problems teared up marriage over and he was prescribed not sure if it was a spray or pills but it would make your **** go numb.
Best hes ever had apparently.

Reminds me of when Larry used the numbing condoms on Curb...