Food, Drink & Dining Out Violet Crumble

[SwampCreature]

Dry chocolate, stale honeycomb and a general nothingness flavour. People have the audacity to act like they're some kind of delicacy.

What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I can't remember which was better, Violet Crumble or Crunchie. We need to sort this shit out pronto.

 

[Quivorir]

I see what you're saying, OP, but like KFC, if you get a good Violet Crumble, it's the ****ing greatest.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I see what you're saying, OP, but like KFC, if you get a good Violet Crumble, it's the ******* greatest.

Violent Zingers are the best.

 

[Plugger35]

I can't remember which was better, Violet Crumble or Crunchie. We need to sort this shit out pronto.

Definitely the Violet Crumble as it has real honeycomb, the Crunchie is just a poor imitation.

 

[perthblue]

I can't remember which was better, Violet Crumble or Crunchie. We need to sort this shit out pronto.

Crunchie.

Violet crumble is for bogans and flogs

 

[iluvparis]

Each have their place - the way the honeycomb in a Violet Crumble seems to simply dissolve on your tongue is one of the Lord's great creations.

 

[Reynolds Number]

It's the way it shatters that matters.

 

[Wojcinski]

Violet Crumble is in my top 5

 

[Plugger35]

Violet Crumble is in my top 5

Yeah it's up there with Snickers and Picnics as my favourite chocolate bar.

 

[Wojcinski]

Yeah it's up there with Snickers and Picnics as my favourite chocolate bar.

Twix too

 

[Scotland]

It's the way it shatters that matters.

 

[SwampCreature]

It's the way it shatters that matters.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Each have their place - the way the honeycomb in a Violet Crumble seems to simply dissolve on your tongue is one of the Lord's great creations.

Correct. Actually not great in bar form.

Those Violet Crumble bite things are awesome. Suck the chocolate off then they dissolve. Amazing.

 

[perthblue]

its the way ur shat on that matters

 

[Scotland]

It's the way it Shatner's that mattress.

 

[Roobs321]

As a kid they were like my red headed step child of chocolate bars, with probably a begrudging preference for the Violet Crumble. Chicken drumsticks, mangos, anything requiring strenuous crunching or chewing, loathed all that partly edible, messy junk. A lazy diner.
Age has been kinder, and I probably prefer the more drawn out interaction of the Crunchie nowadays.

 

[Power Raid]

some people like hot chicks and others like violet crumbles

it takes all kinds to make the world go around

 

[Demosthenes]

Never had one. Reminds me of the punchline to a fairly homophobic joke from high school.

 

[JackOutback]

Yeah it's up there with Snickers and Picnics as my favourite chocolate bar.

My god, you're worse than Hitler

Cherry Ripes and Bounties are the best.

 

[Footypie32]

Violet Crumble's are not good.

Crunchie's are tasty.

 

[Footypie32]

My god, you're worse than Hitler

Cherry Ripes and Bounties are the best.

Cherry Ripes very underrated.

 

[Marklar_33]

Crunchies can go get ****ed. Every one of them seems to be half awesome honeycomb, half hard as **** honey rock that shatters your teeth

Crunchies motto should be it's the way teeth shatters that matters ROFLCOPTER

 

[SwampCreature]

Violet crumble is for bogans

It's the way she's Shazza that matters.

 

[CakeEater]

Its not cake, I dont care.